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User:Dragoneater67
hi im dragoneater67
i have a personal webiste that may or may not be of interest to you (i think that a lot of people on this website would benefit from having a personal website because theyd have a reliable space to move their offtopic content from this wiki)
I AM NOW EVIL DRAGONEATER67, when fizzie killed fungot's youtube style (which was my favourite), i realized that the world is full of doom and gloom, and being a good person does not pay off, so i decided to become EVIL, i am now developing agi powered by a markov chain, its gonna make esolanging obsolete cuz itll make the best esolangs ever, it also has a nice side effect of killing everyone, since, yk, im EVIL
anyway, i made these esolangs (some of them are stupid, some of them are interesting, some of them are just plain weird):
- β -- i kinda tried to make a brainfuck obfuscation thing, but i kept adding stuff, then replaced brainfuck with a custom vm, so theres 0% of brainfuck left
- ((()))(((())))=5 -- its a string rewriter where only brackets are allowed
- Ant Hill -- a 2d cellular automaton inspired by cell machine, i dont like it that much mostly because its way too convoluted
- π³οΈββ§οΈπ¦ -- i tried to make a "user edited" esolang, it didnt go well
- %^&78 -- an esolang that i made in only 57(!) secs, current wr holder
- π―π¦ππ€ππ π©ππ±ππ’π―π -- i wanted to make a really unique esolang, it turned out to be really unique bc of it has a lot of rare things such as graphs and probabilism
- 67 machine -- i honestly have no description for this, what was i thinking??
- NANDNZ -- a very stupid OISC, but at least its very golfable
- /\ -- i found a very elegant notation for balanced ternary, so i decided to make an entire esolang out of it
- (3+!+)%!+ -- its turing incomplete, and the halting problem is still probably hopefully undecidable!
- robots.txt -- a collab with User:Yayimhere based on semi-orders
- ΠΊΠΎΡΡΡΠ°-Π°ΡΠ±ΡΠ·ΡΡΠ° -- can 2 turing-incomplete systems form a turing-complete system through interaction? (this is so far my favourite esolang)
- It's burning. It's burning. It's burning. It's burning. It's burning. It's burning. It's burning. It's burning. -- ive listened to a vocaloid song too many times then made this, 8fold repetition gives a quite far-fetched hint at what i was listening to :-)
- Banana -- it was vaguely inspired by this giant library called uuh, babel
- ?index.php -- i wanted to make something REALLY bloated
- It burnt. -- something based on a draft i discarded earlier
- 9-gJGPoegjo3qjg0eapogke;pogjegpo;klegek;gJKOPGf -- this is the esolang
- Moggler -- Rizzlang's rival[citation needed]
- agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld europarl ff7 fisher ic irc* jargon lovecraft nethack pa speeches ss wp youtube ( some youtube comments) any additional protocol to the aarhus math with side effects. and i'm so rich i don't know -- its an attempt to create an extremely minimalist minsky machine
- Plane crash -- this is slop in its purest form
- 13 -- an esolang where the interpreter doesnt know anything
i also archive lost esolangs:
- Gato archive -- i have no idea what this esolang is, seems to be unfinished
my sandbox: User:Dragoneater67/Sandbox
YOU CAN ALSO EMAIL ME!11 (if you want to)