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OpenBSD toaster
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OpenBSD toaster is an esoteric programming language by User:Dragoneater67 made in 2026. Its goal is to game EQRS by doing the bare minimum to get a high rating.
Overview
The program is a sequence of instructions that are executed top-to-bottom. The program has access to a pair of stacks (A and B) of unsigned 8-bit integers, which are both initially empty.
| Instruction | Description |
|---|---|
I LOVE OPENBSD!!! |
Push 1 to stack A. |
OPENBSD CAN BE RUN ON A TOASTER!!! |
Pop 2 elements, add them and push back the result. |
OPENBSD IS THE MOST SECURE OPERATING SYSTEM EVER!!! |
Swap stack A with stack B. |
THEO DE RAADT IS THE SMARTEST!!! |
Pop an element from stack A, push it into stack B. |
EVERYONE MUST INSTALL OPENBSD!!! |
Duplicate top of the stack. |
THANK YOU OPENBSD FOR INVENTING TLS!!! |
Pop an element from the stack, if it is 0, jump forward past matching THANK YOU OPENBSD FOR INVENTING SSH!!!.
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THANK YOU OPENBSD FOR INVENTING SSH!!! |
Pop an element from the stack, if it is not 0, jump backward past matching THANK YOU OPENBSD FOR INVENTING TLS!!!.
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OPENBSD IS LIFE!!! |
If EOF has not been reached yet, input an ASCII character, push it into stack A, else, do nothing. |
OPENBSD IS LOVE!!! |
Pop top of the stack, output it as an ASCII character. |
Popping an element from the stack or having unmatched THANK YOU OPENBSD FOR INVENTING TLS!!! and THANK YOU OPENBSD FOR INVENTING SSH!!! results in the program crashing.
Examples
XKCD Random Number
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Infinite loop
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One time cat
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Truth machine
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Cat program
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Computational class
OpenBSD toaster is Turing complete since it is equivalent to BitBrain-R. All programs start with:
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The rest is converted using this table:
| OpenBSD toaster | BitBrain-R |
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THEO DE RAADT IS THE SMARTEST!!! |
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I LOVE OPENBSD!!! EVERYONE MUST INSTALL OPENBSD!!! OPENBSD CAN BE RUN ON A TOASTER!!! EVERYONE MUST INSTALL OPENBSD!!! OPENBSD CAN BE RUN ON A TOASTER!!! EVERYONE MUST INSTALL OPENBSD!!! OPENBSD CAN BE RUN ON A TOASTER!!! EVERYONE MUST INSTALL OPENBSD!!! OPENBSD CAN BE RUN ON A TOASTER!!! EVERYONE MUST INSTALL OPENBSD!!! OPENBSD CAN BE RUN ON A TOASTER!!! EVERYONE MUST INSTALL OPENBSD!!! OPENBSD CAN BE RUN ON A TOASTER!!! EVERYONE MUST INSTALL OPENBSD!!! OPENBSD CAN BE RUN ON A TOASTER!!! OPENBSD CAN BE RUN ON A TOASTER!!! |
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EVERYONE MUST INSTALL OPENBSD!!! THANK YOU OPENBSD FOR INVENTING TLS!!! |
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EVERYONE MUST INSTALL OPENBSD!!! THANK YOU OPENBSD FOR INVENTING SSH!!! |
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OPENBSD IS THE MOST SECURE OPERATING SYSTEM EVER!!! I LOVE OPENBSD!!! EVERYONE MUST INSTALL OPENBSD!!! THANK YOU OPENBSD FOR INVENTING TLS!!! I LOVE OPENBSD!!! OPENBSD CAN BE RUN ON A TOASTER!!! EVERYONE MUST INSTALL OPENBSD!!! THANK YOU OPENBSD FOR INVENTING SSH!!! OPENBSD IS THE MOST SECURE OPERATING SYSTEM EVER!!! |