Nope.

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Nope. is an esoteric programming language made by Areallycoolusername. You can code anything you would like, but the language will refuse to compile nor process it. This unfortunately means that Nope. is not Turing-complete. You still could create a quine and a cat program[see discussion].

Implementations

6969 Assembler

DFS %?
JMP n?%s::Oof
MOV C*::Nope.
JMP END
PNT n
MOV C*::Nope.
PNT END

Backwords

##A".epoN":z;,#6v

Batch

@set /pcmd=
@echo Nope.
@pause

Befunge-93

~$".epoN">:v
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brainfuck

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C

#include <stdio.h>

int main () {
    printf("Nope.");
}

C++

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main() {
 
    string input;
    getline(cin,input);
 
    //for the lols     
    if(input=="Oof") {
        cout << "Nope.";
    } else {
        cout << "Nope.";
    }

}

Emoji-gramming

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FlinnScrip

input(0);
if(0="Oof"){
print("Nope.");
};
if(0!="Oof"){
print("Nope.");
};

GolfScratch

INP PUSH Nope. POP

Gray Snail

OUTPUT Nope.

Lazy K

 K(  # Consume source
 S(SI(K(
   S(K(S(S(KS)K)(S(S(KS)K)I)))(S(S(KS)K)(S(S(KS)K)I(S(S(KS)K)(SII(S(S(KS)K)I)))))  # N
 )))
 (K(S(SI(K(
   S(S(KS)K)(S(K(S(S(KS)K)I))(S(S(KS)K)(S(K(S(S(KS)K)I))(SII(S(S(KS)K)(S(S(KS)K)I))))))  # o
 )))
 (K(S(SI(K(
   S(K(SII(S(S(KS)K)I)))(S(S(KS)K)(SII(S(S(KS)K)(S(S(KS)K)I))))  # p
 )))
 (K(S(SI(K(
   S(S(KS)K)(S(S(KS)K)I(S(K(S(S(KS)K)I))(S(S(KS)K)(SII(S(S(KS)K)I)))))  # e
 )))
 (K(S(SI(K(
   S(S(KS)K)(S(K(S(S(KS)K)(SII(S(S(KS)K)I))))(S(S(KS)K)I(S(S(KS)K)(S(S(KS)K)I)))) # .
 )))(K(
   K(SII(SII(S(S(KS)K)I)))  # K(256) for output
 )))))))))))

LOLCODE

HAI 1.2
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A CMD
GIMME CMD
BOTH SAEM CMD AN "Oof", O RLY?
    YA RLY
       VISIBLE "Nope."
    NO WAI
       VISIBLE "Nope."
OIC
KTHXBYE

Lua

input = io.input()
if input == "Oof" then
    print("Nope.")
else
    print("Nope.")
end

MailBox

box 0
(once)
send input to 1
(contains "Nope.")
output
box 1
(contains "Oof")
send "Nope."
delete
(from 0 and not contains "Oof")
send "Nope."

Malbolge

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Maze

##,##,##
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##,<<,##
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##,>>,##
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AA-> ="Nope."

Python

print("Nope." if input() == "Oof" else "Nope.")

VB.Net

Module Module1
    Sub Main()
        Dim userCode As String = Nothing
        userCode = Console.ReadLine()
        If userCode = "Oof" Then
            Console.WriteLine("Nope.")
        Else
            Console.WriteLine("Nope.")
        End If
    End Sub
End Module

Wave

~! STRT
#str cmd & in\_("Enter code: ")%
if <(cmd) = ("Oof")> :(
    @/`"Nope."%
) else :(
    @/`"Nope."%
)%
!! END

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Wren

Fn.new{|n|n=="Oof"?"Nope.":"Nope."}


It's pretty pointless, to be honest.