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User:I am islptng

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Alright, let's see if I could get 680pts in the High School Entrance Exam! I got 705pts!

Polynomix is implemented!


I Spend Life Playing, Thinking, 'N' Growing

About me

If you wonder what the explanation for 'islptng' above is, it's my motto (kinda?). 'islptng' are really random letters.

I'm a 15-year-old Chinese student(developer?). You can call me islp for short (My MBTI is ISTP, what a coincidence!).

My esolangs

t: Turing complete
i: Implemented
m: Minimal; n: semi-natural
b: Derivative/Based on something

t i     | SLet: A relatively high-level objective set-based language. v1.0(uncomputable); v2.1; v3.1; v4.1(current).
  i m   | StackBBQ: A failure, not Turing Complete. Stack-based. 2.0 version, and an untested compiler.
t i m b | Alivehyperfish: Deadfish with modification and extension that is relatively easy to program in.
t   m b | Son of a BitCh: Brainfuck minimalize attempt.
t i   b | JSFlak: An esolang to confuse Javascript programmers JSFuck
t i     | 3 is a stack-based language.
        | Sep is designed to be very easy to learn.
t i m   | Brainstack is bf, but cells are replaced with stacks!
t i m   | Frackit is an esolang that operates on fractions.
t       | 高尔夫 is a Chinese language. 
t       | Alphabetack is a stack-based language that uses all letters in the alphabet with the exact meaning.
t       | Fucktion is a language with only 1 built-in function and nothing else. Fuck()!
  i     | fCompiler is a meta-language which can compile to anything (however there's still limitations(but few.))
        | CounterClockWise is an esolang based on counters.
  i     | PAL is a failed attempt on a prefix-notation tacit language.
t i     | LPTA is a pinball-inspired computation model.
t i m   | SletScript is the 6th version of SLet.
t i     | SetIncrementor is made by accident during my attempt to prove SETANDCOUNT Turing-Complete.
t i   b | Iterlingua is a tacit Python library with a unique syntax.
  i     | LinearModulo2 and StackLinearModulo2
  i     | Recall is a stack-based language with only natural numbers and recursion.

Not Serious

3
Where is my esolang?
Quantum Nothing
My Anti-Plushie Lang
Methionylthreonylthreonylalanylprolyl...valylis
^Română
rotate-Flak
6 trits, 243 trytes and 2 digits, 50 digytes
Excellulata
Decorat
Pn
NOR machine
HQ9#


To-do List

  1. Improve Polynomix. (Difficulty 10/10)
  2. Further my study in my destinated high school!

My other pages

Others

The languages I know

I can use the following (non-esoteric) programming languages:

  • Python
  • C++ - 90%
  • HTML (not a programming language, sorry)
  • JavaScript (albeit the worst in my mind)
  • Scratch
  • Lua
  • APL - 90%
  • Mathematica - 30%
  • Rust - 20%

I can only speak either Chinese or English.

Pronouns

Subject is He, Object is Him. You can also use This/That.
My English name is Ivan (EYE-van, not EE-van) and my real name (encrypted) can be found at the end of the page.

What do I believe

  1. The world is a HUGE cellular automaton, it's 3D and very complex.
  2. Nothing is impossible except that those have been proven impossible.

What do I dislike or even HATE

  1. Unregistered version. Why can I use the software for only a while?!!!!
  2. 360IE. It's full of ads and slow, and I don't like the color in it.
  3. Codemao community. It's not good at all. 我吃柠檬菠菜面。(Although Kitten4 is good, TurboWarp is even better)
  4. JavaScript.

What do I like or even LOVE

  1. Cracked version. I can use it for FREE!
  2. Python and C++. They have strong functions. However, sometimes after completing a C++ code i will completely forget how to program Python, and vice versa. And by the way, I prefer VSCode to JetBrains.
  3. APL. Although it has a unique syntax, and it's hard to learn, it works nearly the same way as my thoughts. You see, Polynomix's many features are just borrowed from it.
  4. Google Chrome.
  5. Golly. I like playing with CA and Golly is really a strong tool.

What do I love and hate at the same time

  1. Mathematica. It's really a powerful language, but IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE! (I'm using its cracked version.)

The people that I (dis)like

Like

  1. islptng (how can I hate myself?)
  2. PrySigneToFry
  3. Almost every CA enthusiasts basically (except unname4798)

Hate

  1. User:Translated ORK (He is crazy. Also, HE IS JAPANESE.)
  2. Almost every Japanese that don't admit the Nanjing Massacre basically
  3. unname4798
  4. Trump bot

Some other name of me

Most of these are not the final version.

  • Russian: Илья Жданов (Ilya Zhdanov)
  • Greek: Ιωάννης Στεφανόπουλος (Ioannis Stephanopoulos)
  • Japanese: just take my Chinese name and read that in Japanese.
  • Arabic: يوحَنِّس القادري (Yuhannis al-Qadiri)
  • Hindi: युवान मेहता (Yuvān Mehta)
  • French: Yvain Delaroche
  • German: Johann Keller
  • Italian: Ivano Bellucci
  • Serbian: Јован Милетић (Jovan Miletić)
  • Spanish: Juan Herrera
  • Portuguese: João Almeida
  • Polish: Jan Kowalski
  • Hungarian: János Farkas
  • Finnish: Juhani Virtanen
  • Hebrew: יוחנן לוי (Yohanan Levi)

Other things

My real name (encrypted):

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