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Nope. is an esoteric programming language made by Areallycoolusername. You can code anything you would like, but the language will neither compile nor process it. This unfortunately means that Nope. is not Turing-complete. You could still create a quine and a cat program[see discussion].
Implementations
6969 Assembler
DFS %? JMP n?%s::Oof MOV C*::Nope. JMP END PNT n MOV C*::Nope. PNT END
Backwords
##A".epoN":z;,#6v
Batch
@set /pcmd= @echo Nope. @pause
Befunge-93
~$".epoN">:v |,< @
brainfuck
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C
#include <stdio.h> int main () { printf("Nope."); }
C++
#include <iostream> using namespace std; int main() { string input; getline(cin,input); //for the lols if(input=="Oof") { cout << "Nope."; } else { cout << "Nope."; } }
Emoji-gramming
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FlinnScrip
input(0); if(0="Oof"){ print("Nope."); }; if(0!="Oof"){ print("Nope."); };
GolfScratch
INP PUSH Nope. POP
Gray Snail
OUTPUT Nope.
JavaScript
n="Nope.";console.log(prompt()=="Oof"?n:n)
Lazy K
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LOLCODE
HAI 1.2 CAN HAS STDIO? I HAS A CMD GIMME CMD BOTH SAEM CMD AN "Oof", O RLY? YA RLY VISIBLE "Nope." NO WAI VISIBLE "Nope." OIC KTHXBYE
Lua
input = io.input() if input == "Oof" then print("Nope.") else print("Nope.") end
MailBox
box 0 (once) send input to 1 (contains "Nope.") output box 1 (contains "Oof") send "Nope." delete (from 0 and not contains "Oof") send "Nope."
Malbolge
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Maze
##,##,## ##,^^,## ##,<<,## ##,AA,## ##,>>,## ##,(),## ##,##,## AA-> ="Nope."
Python
print("Nope." if input() == "Oof" else "Nope.")
Tile
VB.Net
Module Module1 Sub Main() Dim userCode As String = Nothing userCode = Console.ReadLine() If userCode = "Oof" Then Console.WriteLine("Nope.") Else Console.WriteLine("Nope.") End If End Sub End Module
Wave
~! STRT #str cmd & in\_("Enter code: ")% if <(cmd) = ("Oof")> :( @/`"Nope."% ) else :( @/`"Nope."% )% !! END
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Wren
Fn.new{|n|n=="Oof"?"Nope.":"Nope."}
It's pretty pointless, to be honest.