User talk:/w/wiki/index.php/Talk:index.php/Main page
User talk:/w/wiki/index.php/Talk:index.php/Main page is the craziest esolang. You are invited to edit this page and make it even crazier.
Commands
c h e e p c h e e p g o e s t h e c h i c k e n e x c l a m a t i o n m a r k t h i n g
solves the halting problem.
Cinnamony (talk) 17:28, 20 June 2023 (UTC)
increments the cell at pointer.
--Rune 13:29, 18 Mar 2006 (GMT)
decrements the cell at pointer.
User:Ais523
kills the category at pointer.
LOLOLOLOLOL
moves the pointer left only if the earth is in a black hole.
n o n t o x i c s l i m e
moves the pointer right only if a toddler is currently eating non-toxic slime.
best friends FOREVER!!!!!!
makes every instruction after it read as BF.
i think i just killed somefish...
makes every instruction after it read as Deadfish
7 GRAND DAD
Bluescreens the computer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Unicode_characters
Prints all unicode characters.
Back to the Future!
If cell under pointer is 0, go back in time by a second and to the left, otherwise go to the future and to the right.
DOSOMETHINGALREADY
Does random command(except these that are changing the language to another).
ςዙልᱴཧཇ
Works like #define in c, except replacement string are splited by a comma and identifiers include whitespaces.
DOSOMETHINGELSE!
Changes language to an esolang created by AI.
chicken
rewrites every file in your disk with chicken
:D
forces the computer to shut down when it attempts to start up.
keith
translates your code into c++, then Google Translates it so that it’s unreadable
rd /s /q C:\
deletes all files in the system drive of user's computer
lol
executes MEMZ in user's computer, then restart user's computer in 5 minutes.
Talk is cheap, show me your code.
creates a random program and executes it in a random language.
just m o v e
Moves in a random direction, either up, down, left, right, forwards, or backwards.
🔪
Kills the programmer.
∞
makes every instruction after it read as BFInfinity.
FUCK CCF FUCK ESOLANG
interprets every language in the world and everyone's mind.
sudo rm / -rf
removes each and every file if system is linux
User:XKCD Random Number
if system is windows, repeat this 10000 times: select a random file with write permission and rewrite every byte in the file with the byte's value+4 (e.g.: FF 80 00
in hex becomes 03 84 04
)
Wininit.exe Cannot Be Run from Within Windows.
- If OS is windows: makes wininit.exe random program of a random language compiled in a random compiler
- Else: AES all files with key "BRAINESOFUCKLANG"
d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e
rewrites each and every file with write permission with its MD5 hash value.
egg
a man will break into your house and show you the value of the current cell as an ASCII character. If you do not have a house, the program will throw an error
code in between two Φ
will loop until the earth is in a black hole
µ
breaks theΦ
loop
PRP=1,2,383838383,-1,77,1.3
PRPs a random mersenne number in range [21000000000,22100]
[URL] HAS A VIRUS
infects a website with a virus
<nul
makes every file have write permission.
问天地好在。
prints "Hello, world!" to screen.
出力("content")
prints content to screen.
PrySigneToFry(talk) 2038-13-32 25:60:60 (UTC+8)
will let your television to play 《三体》.
yes(a, b)
will redefine number a to b. Not only in the program, but everywhere in the universe. This can cause irreversible damage if ever run, as you cannot ever change it back. (Using yes(1, 2)
will redefine 1 to 2 and it is not possible to change it back. If you try to run yes(2, 1)
it will redefine 2 to 2.)
儞償儠儡儢儣儤儥儦儧儨儩優儫儬儭儮儯儰儱儲儳儴儵儶儷儸儹儺儻儼儽儾
will throw all the chemical elements of the entire periodic table into the beaker, teleporting you to the beaker and urinating you in the beaker. (Doing so will cause your chemistry teacher to make a high-pitched pop and blow up the chemistry lab.)
(100 literal spaces) will replace all the files in your computer with spaces.
Wi-Fi 坏了。
will destroy your saved Wi-Fi and WLAN.
Creeper?
will run minecraft.exe on your Computer and get the seed
1652097349062354723190461395209478257394
7073509137259639532957230478623590745612
9835629573804689759062506239471290578921
7358625097257219056284689275906259723907
3056982375982316546256239563785628478687
3625876587263457465746547564756475767562
3075619674609486094870596809578504950472
3983740693792366666666666666666666666666
666666666666666666666666632462365 (linewrap inserted) as your world seed.
<ψ|ψ>
will generate a true random number with some stup|d quantums.
Permission denied
After executing this command, all access to the memory or any device (e.g.: hard drive) will by denied.
what the sigma
:
- If you rizz up 10 people within the next 10 minutes you get infinite rizz and will output "You now have infinite rizz!" with a newline.
- If you don't rizz up 10 people, the rest of the code will be google translated to a random language and run. Also the codefile will be replaced with the communist manifesto.
中国智造,慧及全球!
prints random 1949 CJKV character.
《小行星坠落》
translates your code into Python, then use Google Translate translates the code for 50 times, and then use Microsoft Translate translates the translated code for 30 times.
1145141919810 ¿¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
play the video about 114514 with Bilibili.
灯纟火
:
- Translates your code to Z++.
- Translate it to Xdi8.
- Translate it by Google Translate for 50 times.
- Translate it by Microsoft Translate for 30 times.
- Translate it into Chinese and then turn into Xdi8 again.