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User talk:/w/wiki/index.php/Talk:index.php/Main page is the craziest esolang. You are invited to edit this page and make it even crazier.

you cannot make an interpreter for this esolang

The suffix of this Esolang program is "*.tcesl". An alternative is ".utwwiptipmp".

Commands

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. squares the cell under the pointer. For example, if the memory is [4] [5] [7] [6] [-1] [25] [5] ... and the pointer is at cell #3(Number is start from 0), then it makes [4] [5] [7] [36] [-1] [25] [5] ....

Ă like # in python

warning: stupid incoming randomizes all of the code after it

c h e e p c h e e p g o e s t h e c h i c k e n e x c l a m a t i o n m a r k t h i n g solves the halting problem.

Cinnamony (talk) 17:28, 20 June 2023 (UTC) increments the cell at pointer.

--Rune 13:29, 18 Mar 2006 (GMT) decrements the cell at pointer.

User:Ais523 kills the category at pointer.

LOLOLOLOLOL moves the pointer left only if the earth is in a black hole.

b prints "b" 65536 times to the screen

move 随机地 damnit moves the pointer randomly in any dimension (see Xd)

n o n t o x i c s l i m e moves the pointer right only if a toddler is currently eating non-toxic slime.

:P deletes whetever is after it

Example(s): 

:P amogus
amogus Ă error: amogus is no more

:P 3
1+3 Ă error: 3 is no more

:P 3 Ă This deletes 3.
undo(1) Ă This undo the :P 3.
1+3 Ă This don't make any error 'cause the command undo.

best friends FOREVER!!!!!! makes every instruction after it read as BF.

do something you idiot runs rm -rf / --no-preserve-root and echo i did something, happy now?

??? yeah i have no idea

i think i just killed somefish... makes every instruction after it read as Deadfish

7 GRAND DAD Bluescreens the computer

more(a) duplicates a in the whole universe

dot dot dot turns every character to "."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Unicode_characters Prints all unicode characters.

amogus installs 23 viruses on your computer. Every antivirus only detects up to 22 of them. there is no way using any combinations of antiviruses to detect all 23 of them.

Xd moves the pointer in the Xth dimension (where X is a number)

Back to the Future! If cell under pointer is 0, go back in time by a second and to the left, otherwise go to the future and to the right.

DOSOMETHINGALREADY Does random command(except these that are changing the language to another).

ςዙልᱴཧཇWorks like #define in c, except replacement string are splited by a comma and identifiers include whitespaces.

DOSOMETHINGELSE! Changes language to an esolang created by AI.

do something makes every instruction after it read as Do-code

chicken rewrites every file in your disk with chicken

:D forces the computer to shut down when it attempts to start up.

keith translates your code into c++, then Google Translates it so that it’s unreadable

p~np ? true : false solves the P=NP problem

rd /s /q C:\ deletes all files in the system drive of user's computer

lol executes MEMZ in user's computer, then restart user's computer in 5 minutes.

Talk is cheap, show me your code. creates a random program and executes it in a random language.

just m o v e Moves in a random direction, either up, down, left, right, forwards, or backwards.

🔪 Kills the programmer.

∞ makes every instruction after it read as BFInfinity.

FUCK CCF FUCK ESOLANG interprets every language in the world and everyone's mind.

sudo rm / -rf removes each and every file if system is linux

User:XKCD Random Number if system is windows, repeat this 10000 times: select a random file with write permission and rewrite every byte in the file with the byte's value+4 (e.g.: FF 80 00 in hex becomes 03 84 04)

Wininit.exe Cannot Be Run from Within Windows.

  • If OS is windows: makes wininit.exe random program of a random language compiled in a random compiler
  • Else: AES all files with key "BRAINESOFUCKLANG"

d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e rewrites each and every file with write permission with its MD5 hash value.

egg a man will break into your house and show you the value of the current cell as an ASCII character. If you do not have a house, the program will throw an error

code in between two Φ will loop until the earth is in a black hole

µ breaks the Φ loop

PRP=1,2,383838383,-1,77,1.3 PRPs a random mersenne number in range [21000000000,22100]

[URL] HAS A VIRUS infects a website with a virus

<nul makes every file have write permission.

问天地好在。 prints "Hello, world!" to screen.

出力("content") prints content to screen.

PrySigneToFry(talk) 2038-13-32 25:60:60 (UTC+8) will let your television to play 《三体》.

yes(a, b) will redefine number a to b. Not only in the program, but everywhere in the universe. This can cause irreversible damage if ever run, as you cannot ever change it back. (Using yes(1, 2) will redefine 1 to 2 and it is possible to change it back. If you try to run yes(2, 1) it will redefine 2 to 2, BUT, if you run no(1, 1), it will redefine 1 to 1. But since 1 is 2, using no(2, 1) will redefine 2 to 2, thus making no effect.)

no(a, b) will redefine number b to a (can be used to fix the universe).

儞償儠儡儢儣儤儥儦儧儨儩優儫儬儭儮儯儰儱儲儳儴儵儶儷儸儹儺儻儼儽儾 will throw all the chemical elements of the entire periodic table into the beaker, teleporting you to the beaker and urinating you in the beaker. (Doing so will cause your chemistry teacher to make a high-pitched pop and blow up the chemistry lab.)

                                                                                                     (100 literal spaces) will replace all the files in your computer with spaces.

Wi-Fi 坏了。 will destroy your saved Wi-Fi and WLAN.

Creeper? will run minecraft.exe on your Computer and get the seed 1652097349062354723190461395209478257394 7073509137259639532957230478623590745612 9835629573804689759062506239471290578921 7358625097257219056284689275906259723907 3056982375982316546256239563785628478687 3625876587263457465746547564756475767562 3075619674609486094870596809578504950472 3983740693792366666666666666666666666666 666666666666666666666666632462365 (linewrap inserted) as your world seed.

<ψ|ψ> will generate a true random number with some stup|d quantums.

Permission denied After executing this command, all access to the memory or any device (e.g.: hard drive) will by denied.

what the sigma:

  • If you rizz up 10 people within the next 10 minutes you get infinite rizz and will output "You now have infinite rizz!" with a newline.
  • If you don't rizz up 10 people, the rest of the code will be google translated to a random language and run. Also the codefile will be replaced with the communist manifesto.

中国智造，慧及全球！ prints random 1949 CJKV character.

《小行星坠落》 translates your code into Python, then use Google Translate translates the code for 50 times, and then use Microsoft Translate translates the translated code for 30 times.

1145141919810 ¿¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ play the video about 114514 with Bilibili.

灯纟火:

  1. Translates your code to Z++.
  2. Translate it to Xdi8. Link of 〇改希顶转写器: Shidinn Transcriber
  3. Translate it by Google Translate for 50 times.
  4. Translate it by Microsoft Translate for 30 times.
  5. Translate it into Chinese and then turn into Xdi8 again.

origin(a) returns the original a. When you redefined 1 to 2, you can use yes(2, origin(1)) to redefine 1 to 1.

囸勭 will generate a random prime from [10100000, 10000010(10101010... repeat for 100000 times)].

Python================== run the Python program between this command and ========================.

《《《《《《《《number here》》》》》》》》: turns all numbers into this number if they have a factor of this number. then it take all these numbers and put them in alphabetic order based on their name in chinese

↑↑↓↓↔↔↔↘↗↗↗↗↗↗⇒⇘⇘⇗⇗⇗: start at the bottom of the code. then run the commands the pointer hits following these arrows in a square grid of commands(like if the commands was all one char)

[[letter/operation]]=>[[letter/operation]]>>≤≤<>: substitute all the letters/operations from the first pair of [[]]'s with what's in the second

anything which satisfues the BNF 

_ := "π" | "e" | "φ" | "γ" | "114514" | "(" _ "-" _ ")" | "(" _ "/" _ ")" | "(" _ "^" _ ")" | "(" _ "%" _ ")"

print the integer part and the first X digits of the decimal part of the constant,then resets X to 0.

X = X + (X << 1) / (X + X); increments X by 1.

define X as other_value defines X as other value. X can be replace with any name.

2^{82,589,933}-1 will print all 24.8 million digits to the prime number （282589933-1）.

G₆₄ will print last 1000 digits to the Grahams Number. (G1 is 3{4}3, G2 is 3{G1}3, ...... until G64 is 3{G63}3. 3{4}3=3{3}3{3}3, 3{3}3=3^^3^^3, 3^^3=3^3^3, 3^3=3×3×3, 3×3=3+3+3.) The output will show as these(line wrap added): 

69789 01699 96590 70368 75647 69571 41995 17294 68405 82682

71081 20793 88857 60678 08905 76605 97351 28204 06609 18730

71084 83992 11311 79579 18089 16067 30297 76868 73493 26380

38255 18970 12211 05348 18861 41584 87485 19200 98526 10652

52039 48232 20737 11493 41083 91687 37854 40379 86033 68448

47205 27292 48390 75786 66178 05529 41415 71193 66603 08189

28819 36678 77414 82317 80172 81269 34985 73578 32709 50758

57659 19749 47039 19315 29675 96669 23404 88030 23624 47049

10353 17809 08226 11674 69507 74641 91287 72824 43305 83239

50925 25499 35509 25261 68572 45956 57413 17934 41675 01485

02425 95069 50647 38395 65747 91365 19351 79833 45353 62521

43003 54012 60267 71622 67216 04198 10652 26316 93551 88780

38814 48314 06525 26168 78509 55526 46051 07117 20009 97092

91249 54437 88874 96062 88291 17250 63001 30362 29349 16080

25459 46149 45788 71427 83235 08292 42102 09182 58967 53560

43086 99380 16892 49889 26809 95101 69055 91995 11950 27887

17830 83701 83402 36474 54888 22221 61573 22801 01329 74509

27344 59450 43433 00901 09692 80253 52751 83328 98844 61508

94042 48265 01819 38515 62535 79639 96189 93967 90549 66380

03222 34872 39670 18485 18643 90591 04575 62726 24641 95387

And these Python code can calculate the G64 (You need a memory that holds it all): 

def GDN(a,n,b):
    if n==1:
        return a**b
    elif n>1:
        if b==1:
            return a
        elif b>1:
            return GDN(a,n-1,GDN(a,n,b-1))
result=4
for i in range(64):
    result=GDN(3,result,3)
print(result)

rpn x evaluates the string x as a reverse polish notation expression and stores it in the current cell. x can be a string or a variable. Such as, if x is "* + 2 3 4", then current cell will stored with 20.

All programs initialize by telepathically reminding a random contributor of this language that this exists.

美哉，我少年中国，与天不老！壮哉，我中国少年，与国无疆！ will change the language to ！中文.

犭怒尼威 will check how well you know Shidinn.

  • If you understand it, output the data at current cell as an shidinn numbers. ıəзꜭꝇ678qɵ means 1234567890. зnıꜭ means 3.14. ɴꝇꝇ means -55.
  • Otherwise, AES all files with key "sEH fHY iHuT nu6H tof H6H, NiLo vnuV, izue huT Huo vnuV. tof H6H HoH HoH ruYz HTH HuTT vnuV. Huo HoH, ruYz Huo vnuV ruYz HTH. sE HoH, ruYz tof H6H ruYz HTH. tof H6H HuTT sE Huo vnuV, YHuT N1H Hual, lYV sE Huo vnuV zzue no. H6H 8hie sE Huo vnuV Hue, ruYz sEH fHY. sEH fHY xYE, H6H lYV VHuT 8HT sEH fHY. sEH fHY 8HT, tof H6H AtY iHT huT sE Huo vnuV Hue. huT HoH, AtY izE sE Huo vnuV Hue, fB2 Huo sEH vnuV Hue. iHT zeh sE nYH.".

a duck walked up to the lemonade stand, and he killed the man, running the stand spawns new object "duck" and "man", and duck eats man

tommyaweosme BRING BACK THE OLDS SANDBOX (talk) 12:54, 21 June 2024 (UTC) increments the pointer at cell

全体目光向我看齐！我宣布个事！我是个傻逼！没毛病啊！ will do Brainfuck code <+++++[>++++++++<-]> on the current cell in the memory. If you forgot to enable the memory, then output this command on your cmd.exe and then a memory falls from the sky and inserts itself into your computer with HIGH-precision.


🌐 gets your latitude and longitude and sends it to every server in the Internet.

fuck(a,b) redefines a to b in the universe, and not just the universe now, but also the universe in the past and future. Unlike the yes, a and b are not restricted to numbers, they can be anything! And it is completely irreversible.

我干你老母(a, b) redefines b to a in this universe from BIG BANG until now. Unlike the no, both of arguments can be everything, and it is also irreversible. For example: 

fuck("Hello, world!", " ");
我干你老母("Hello, world!", " ");

undo(step) will undo step steps from now until BIG BANG.

eat turns you into caseoh

五星红旗迎风飘扬，胜利歌声多么响亮！歌唱我们亲爱的祖国，从今走向繁荣富强！ will change the language to 易语言.

囸你妈退钱 will output a character which has an ascii code between 19968 and 40959. If you don't have a monitor, this command will cause a monitor to fall from the sky onto your desk.

--PrySigneToFry talk to PrySigneToFry 2024年7月5日，22:05 农历五月三十 (CHN) increments the cell under the pointer and the left cell and the right cell. For example, if pointer is at #5, and the data in the memory is [9] [2] [4] [15] [114513] [44] ..., then this command will turn the data to [9] [2] [4] [16] [114514] [45] ...

施氏食狮史 will detect all (amogus is fucked up now) virus file and then delete them. If your computer hasn't any virus, then output "Your computer is healthy".

大香蕉，一条大香蕉~ will prove the Goldbach conjecture.

郎么郎么关卯音 will create random 114514 executable file and run them at the same time. That will let the last virus generated by amogus can't execute.

Welcome to Esolang, the esoteric programming languages wiki! will open a random application on your computer.

Welcome to Executable, the executable wiki to destroy your computer! summons a dragon in real life to destroy your computer.

Shidinn Wiki is writing A PUA coordination character set for Shidinn and Shidinn is being extended to all Chinese characters. In the meantime, we welcome your contributions to the new Shidinn Extended Alphabet or Shidinn dialect. will create a 灯纟火 Logo in your real life and force you to learn Shidinn.

听不清楚，该罚！ moves the pointer right only if a toddler is currently in the "Listen & discernment" test.

https://rave.dj/wQB3sgLMvQ7WrQ summons the wall of flesh from terraria in real life

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1d34y1i7CE/?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.5 outputs the value of tau(Accurate to 1145141919810 decimal place). Tu is just the double of pi.

https://websim.ai/c/L6rveDdEfgjZ9ovTG prints the page of https://websim.ai/c/L6rveDdEfgjZ9ovTG

https://bouncyballs.org/ will generate a lot(almost 1010114514) of sphere-shaped thing around you.

锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷糊锟斤拷幂锟斤拷铇锟斤拷k锟氟滅勹锟斤拷锟斤拷?锟斤拷 will copy a random DLL file in your computer on some paper and send them to you.

User talk:/w/wiki/index.php/Talk:index.php/Main page opens this page 10000 timnes and crashes your pc

这是最后的斗争，团结起来到天明！国际人民大统一，就一定要实现！！！！！ will play L'internationale for 19491001 times on any device belong to you. (I'm referring to playing with total loss sound quality plus maximum volume)

wikipedia is biased against people who arent journalist, so they state opinions as fact and hypnotize you into becoming their slave puts a random shocking truth (one thats actually true) on top of what was last printed in 4 dimensional space, and if nothing else was printed before, lights a random wikipedia server on fire.

turn() turns into the direction

南无加特林菩萨 will output the random file in your random disk as text file. If you don't have any disk, then a disk will fall into your computer.

锟届瀿锟斤拷雮傡锟斤拷直锟斤拷锟斤拷童锟脚伙拷锟斤拷之锟斤拷锟窖э拷锟阝蛋嗨拷1锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟剿碉拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷转锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟侥癸拷锟杰★拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟节达到96锟斤拷之锟斤拷锟斤拷锟饺ワ拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷锟酵o拷赢锟斤拷锟斤拷锟侥高凤 will repeat command 锟斤拷锟斤拷锟斤拷糊锟斤拷幂锟斤拷铇锟斤拷k锟氟滅勹锟斤拷锟斤拷?锟斤拷 for 1145141919810 times.

用户账号“/w/wiki/index.php/Talk:index.php/Main page”没有在此wiki注册。请确认您是否要创建/编辑该页面。 will generate a random program written in random programming language compiled in random compiler and execute it in random application(maybe embed it into this application).

彁 will delete an element in perodic table(Remove according to atomic number from largest to smallest by minutes(This makes the 鿫, 鿬 etc. the useless element be deleted first(Imagine that after 111 minutes, there is suddenly no oxygen around))).

美帝，你这个大流氓 will let the USA split into 50 pieces and these 50 pieces each to build their own country.

龘䶛䨻䎱㸞蚮䡶䴞䴝䯬䬛䰕㹚㱎䖘䵈䶁䘔䶑䘓鋱䩳䵷㒪䪉䉥䥸䝟䳮䟑䎘䫱䉷䰯䕈䟐龘䶛䨻䎱㸞蚮䡶䴞䴝䯬䬛䰕㹚㱎䖘䵈䶁䘔䶑䘓鋱䩳䵷㒪䪉䉥䥸䝟䳮䟑䎘䫱䉷䰯䕈䟐䬝䥰龘䰕䘋㽌䇁䵄䵻䬛蟿䆉㖀城龘䶛䨻䎱蚮䡶䴞䴝䯬䬛䰕㹚㱎䖘䵈䶁䘔䶑䘓鋱䩳䵷㒪䪉䉥䥸䝟䳮䟑䎘䫱䉷䰯䕈䟐䬝龘䶛䨻䎱蚮䡶䴞䴝䯬䬛䰕㹚䯬䬛䰕㹚䥸䝟龘䶛䨻蚮䡶䴞䴝䯬䬛䰕㹚㱎䖘饢蘿蘿靄饢靨爛驫寵灣龍贏爨瘸驫嚴戀蔞讀鑭鷚豐髏諳馨顏顬饋饋驕驛餷寵䓠驫煆驫灣爨瘸籮嚴戀鷚鱧髏鬱靈雞懶齲魎燼蠻齲櫞蘿蘿靄饢靨爛贔爨籮饢驫嚴戀蠆讀鑭鸛豐髏諳馨顎顬饋饋驕驏龘䶛䨻䎱㸞蚮 will repeat the command 南无加特林菩萨 for 101123456576678345744889 times and then crash your computer.

💣 will make the computer the interpreter is running on explode.

tlhIngan Hol DajatlhlaH'a'? will force you to learn any alientic language.

嗚呼哀哉！伏维尚飨！ will BSOD your computer and then HwoToBasic will came and smash your computer into pieces.

綠酒千杯腸已爛。 will do 99 bottles of beer but the initialize value is 999.

Format: 

與君X杯酒。可以窮歡宴。綠酒一杯歌一遍。
與君X-1杯酒。可以窮歡宴。綠酒一杯歌一遍。
與君X-2杯酒。可以窮歡宴。綠酒一杯歌一遍。
--snip--
與君二杯酒。可以窮歡宴。綠酒一杯歌一遍。
與君一杯酒。可以窮歡宴。綠酒一杯歌一遍。
綠酒千杯腸已爛。

but not: 

X bottles of beer on the wall, X bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, X-1 bottles of beer on the wall.

X-1 bottles of beer on the wall, X-1 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, X-2 bottles of beer on the wall.

--snip--

2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall.

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall.

No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more, X bottles of beer on the wall.

逸一时，误一世 will got the 11451419198101919810114514th number of Fibonacci sequence.

×2 Duplicate the universe, send 1TiB of data to your computer in the original universe (that doesn't come from duplication) using Internet and jump back 1 command in the duplicated and original universes in 1 yoctosecond, which means that both the original and duplicated universes still run this command, which duplicate even more universes exponentially. Each universe sends 1TiB of data to your computer, resulting in DDoS attack to your computer.

A tilde-delimited string of any positive real number of digits, or the substring ln, will play a sine wave sound through default audio output, with the frequency (Hz) equivalent to the numerical value (treating ln as the natural logarithm evaluated using prefix notation) and the duration (s) equivalent to the number of digits. If the audio output supports stereo sound, then the number of steradians covered by the full array of sound sources is added to the duration value. In the case that the frequency becomes negative or undefined, the sine wave will be replaced by whalesong played through the geographically nearest subwoofer.

Unname4798 prints 'User account "" is not registered on this wiki. Please check if you want to create/edit this page.' and removes every instance of copyright, trademark, patent and trade secret (this command makes every work public domain). Also it automatically redefines 2024 to 4798.

And if copyright doesn't exist, permablock tommyaweosme sitewide and compute 87^^56.

/w/wiki/index.php/Talk:index.php/Main page prints the first 1e3003 digits of pi if the number under the pointer is not 0, else prints the first 720! digits of tommyaweosme's constant and increments the number under the pointer.

std::bad_alloc makes all the computers allocate G64(Graham number) YiB of memory at the same time

UTC erases everything that's to the west of 0°E line in the universe.

nimi ale lon ale SIGMA immediately uninstalls hapara, securly, and other school spying software off of any hardware.

勲 will replace the existing element with the smallest atomic number with the next in the preiodic table every minute (imagine after 8 minutes all the oxygen becomes fluorine) until only Og exists (and then it will decay into elements with smaller atomic number instantly, causing an infinite loop).

巽 will let all typhoon appears on Pacific Ocean and then all "runs" to Japan.

哪里有天才，我只不过是把那群鸡头驴在楼下疯跑的时间全都花在了提升自己上而已。 will save your everything on a virtual disk and then install the latest version of your OS on the device.

PrySigneToFry 2024年9月6日（星期五），23:30 农历八月初四 (CHN) will force you to learn Chinese.

䦁 will print the first 1000 digits of The PSTF Constant.

啊米诺斯 will undo the redefine. Example: 

Unname4798
啊米诺斯 Ă This makes the 2024 still 2024, but not 4798.

目前，希顶社区草拟的希顶字母扩展集（新扩）和扩展兼容集已基本确定，大家如果有建议或者意见不妨在讨论页中提出。新一轮的希顶字母方言变体征集预备进行，欢迎大家参与整理或做好相应的投稿准备。敬请稍待…… will install XEGOEALL.ttf to your computer.

にゃUwU(n) turns the nth living thing born into an anthropomorphic cat.

Never gonna give you up Controls all the sound output devices in the world to play Never gonna give you up backwards with loudness to be kdB, where k is the G64-th Catalan number.

i can't hear, i'm too blind Horribly translates every page in every website 1000000 times.

Did you see that dragon? will play 《义勇军进行曲》 in this multiverse with loudness to be t decibels, where t is the fΦ(1)-th Catalan number. Note that fΦ(1) equals GGGG...64 that recursion by G64 times.
User account "" is not registered on this wiki. Please check if you want to create/edit this page. Raises user error

I know I'm not alone! will make some human-like spambot users to this wiki.

对不起！由于会话数据丢失，我们无法处理您的编辑。您可能已经退出。请核实您是否仍在登录，并重试。 如果仍然不能工作，尝试退出并重新登录，并检查您的浏览器是否允许来自该网站的cookie。 will delete all data of you that stored to this wiki.

Mario Kart Tour is fun! 对不起！ decompiles and leaks the source code of Mario Kart Tour.

☣️☢️ Replaces oxygen with polonium, carbon with lead, nitrogen with arsenic and hydrogen with cesium-137.

WTF Forces your two brains to execute the lost kingdom program in brainfuck simultaneously without any optimization. If you have at most 1 brain, pig brains will fall from random locations until one falls into your head.

Cole makes 16,777,216 xq1_7z1 fall on your head.

Un makes tommyaweosme unblockable sitewide, no matter if it is in another command or not

汐撅撅 will gives you the correct answer of all Luogu problems.

★★★★★ will output "中华人民共和国万岁！！！！" 19491001×19371213×19310918 times worldwide.

大窑 will sort a list by dictionary order immediately.

PrySigneToFry will make Un not available.

红军不怕远征难，万水千山只等闲。五岭逶迤腾细浪，乌蒙磅礴走泥丸。金沙水拍云崖暖，大渡桥横铁索寒。更喜岷山千里雪，三军过后尽开颜。 will add an abuse filter (numbered seventeen) to force all users to contribute constructively to some pages.

x 爆掉了！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！ decompiles and leaks the source code of x. This command was added by Unnamed4798 before but se(Third person singular form, generic gender, approximately equal to "They") triggered abuse filter. The old command: x is fun! 对不起！(←Simply changed from MihaiEso's command)

␇ seperates commands.

⑿␤␤␤␤␤㌡␤␤␤␳␤␤␤␤␳␤␤␤㌤␤␤␳␤␳㐴㐴㐴㌥␤␤␤㌏␤␏␤␤␤༏␤༤㌳㌏༥㐴༥༴␤༤┥┥┥┏┥┥┥༥㌳␳㌏༥? will block tommyaweosmealtered and tommyaweosme in 1 hours, and can never reverted, even Un can't do that.

frehmgvcfes,huyvfdjkhhfrwrlhiuwvrrlwvr3jb nr3 luhbfrwljbhwrvfljhbwrt will print infinitely random characters until something overheats so bad the cpu melts

MOV 16 EBX turns every single language to ever exist either in the past, present or future into x86 assembler

元旦 will change the programming language to 元旦.

北国风光，千里冰封，万里雪飘。望长城内外，惟余莽莽；大河上下，顿失滔滔。山舞银蛇，原驰蜡象，欲与天公试比高。须晴日，看红装素裹，分外妖娆。江山如此多娇，引无数英雄竞折腰。惜秦皇汉武，略输文采；唐宗宋祖，稍逊风骚。一代天骄，成吉思汗，只识弯弓射大雕。俱往矣，数风流人物，还看今朝。 will ban all users that trying to use Esolang wiki to do bad things.

圈 will let you(someone that executing the program) to be "wrapped" into a bubble.

〇一二三四五六七八九甲乙丙丁戊己庚辛壬癸子丑寅卯辰巳午未申酉戌亥零壹贰叁肆伍陆柒捌玖乾兑离震巽坎艮坤氢氦锂铍硼碳氮氧氟氖钠镁铝硅磷硫氯氩钾钙钪钛钒铬锰铁钴镍铜锌镓锗砷硒溴氪铷锶钇锆铌钼锝钌铑钯银镉铟锡 will force you to learn base-100.

⎕←'Hello, world!' will change the programming language to APL.

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله will force you to learn Arabic.

权限被拒绝 will make you to a normal guest.

你干点事吧，大傻逼！ will do RMDIR /S /Q C:\ and echo 我他妈的做事了，你开心了吧？. This is Windows-equalvent to do something you idiot.

VÈí|oÇǶÊðíÙðÚwwfWY[GFFᐌᐢᐢᐢᑜᑙᑙᐋᐌᏴᏳᏳᏮᏮᏮᏬᏪᏪᑔᑙᑇᐴᑼᑼᑔᑈᑈᑱᒀᑿ䫲䫲䫵䫌䫇䫮䬗䭈䫥䫎䫜䪴䪴䪷䫌䫴䬃䫯䫯䫢䬌䬌䬄⛵✞✞❂❂✨⛮⛅⛃⛂⛂✁✃✃⛈⛊✉✚⛙⚱⛋✛✫⛼⛘⛥⛥⛍⛋✲✲✲⛥ꊮꊫꈱꇵꇵꉒꈔꈊꈴꈮꈘꈅꈰꈰꈱꇶꇶꇶꇶꇷꇷ䀁䀃㿰㿜㿅㿮䀘䀭䁕鼑鼑黠黍黑麽麽麺麷鼋鼵齍 will repeatly output gibberishes until your computer crashes.

AY-3-8910 will spam "SID IS OVERRATED" in every single website with at least 1 user who is part of the chiptune community.

海内存知己，天涯若比邻 will add all users into your friend group except it is in your foe group. If you have no account, then force install Windows on your computer.

中华人民共和国万岁！ force you to learn Chinese. If you regret, then AES your all file with the command.

窗 change the environment to Windows.

华夏五千年——为再创辉煌而奋斗！ will boot HarmonyOS to your computer. If you have no Huawei system, then force to install Huawei system.

lipu linwuli [URL] li toki ante translates the page at [URL] into toki pona, then translates it back literally. jan pona would translate literally to "good person", ilo nanpa would be translated as "number tool" and so on.

[URL]者，一文言文网站也。 translates the page at [URL] into literary Chinese, then translates it back literally. 邑 would translate literally to "city", 非也 would be translated as "nope" and so on.

:3 outputs RLE of a U-turner.

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