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Rube Goldberg
Rube Goldberg is a language created by the Code Golf Stack Exchange user Mega Man for the code golf challenge "Rube Goldberg". It is the ConstantLanguage("Rube Goldberg").
The challenge the language is based on involves writing a "machine" which is a program in an initial language that outputs a program in another language which outputs a program in another language... and so on until the final program which outputs "Rube Goldberg". Machines are scored by the byte count of the initial program divided by the amount of "extra languages", which refers to the amount of unique languages after the first language. For example, any of the programs below would have a score of infinity since there are 0 extra languages, while a Python -> C -> Lua chain would have 2 extra languages, and a C -> C++ -> C -> Python -> Rust -> Python chain would have 3 extra languages as C and Python are repeated. The machine with the lowest score wins the challenge.
Syntax
In this language, every program outputs "Rube Goldberg" (without the quotes).
Interpreters
///
Also a polyglot with flag and Text and is a cheating quine.
Rube Goldberg
Ada
with Ada.Text_IO; use Ada.Text_IO;
procedure RubeGoldberg is
begin
Put_Line("Rube Goldberg");
end;
Assembly
NASM x86-64 Windows.
section .text
extern GetStdHandle, WriteConsoleA
global _main
_main:
push rbp
mov rbp, rsp
sub rsp, 48
mov rcx, 4294967285
call GetStdHandle
mov rcx, rax
lea rdx, [rel msg]
mov r8d, 14
xor r9, r9
mov [rsp + 32], 0
call WriteConsoleA
add rsp, 48
pop rbp
xor rax, rax
ret
section .rodata
msg:
db "Rube Goldberg", 10
Befunge-93 and Funge-98
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C
#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
puts("Rube Goldberg");
}
C++
#include <iostream>
int main() {
std::cout << "Rube Goldberg" << std::endl;
}
Using modules, introduced in C++23:
import std;
int main() {
std::println("Rube Goldberg");
}
CMake
CMake is a build system so this will output some extra garbage. Put this in a CMakeLists.txt file.
cmake_minimum_required(VERSION 3.16) project(RubeGoldberg) message(STATUS "Rube Goldberg")
COBOL
IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. RUBE-GOLDBERG.
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
MAIN.
DISPLAY "Rube Goldberg".
STOP RUN.
ConstantLanguage()
ConstantLanguage("Rube Goldberg")
Alternative
QuineAvoiding("Rube Goldberg", "Rube Goldberg")
Alternative 2
QuineInvoking("Rube Goldberg", "Rube Goldberg")
Cyclic Clockwise Rotating Contraption
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deadfish
ASCII number output.
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Entropy
Will not always print the exact message.
Program RubeGoldberg RubeGoldbergEntropy [
print "Rube Goldberg";
]
FALSE
"Rube Goldberg"
flag
Also a polyglot with /// and Text.
Rube Goldberg
GDScript
Either attach this to a node in a scene or register it as an autoload.
extends Node
func _ready() -> void:
print("Rube Goldberg")
GNU Make
Put this in a Makefile.
.PHONY: all
all:
echo "Rube Goldberg"
HTML
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<title>Rube Goldberg</title>
</head>
<body>
<h1>Rube Goldberg</h1>
</body>
</html>
Lox
Probably works in Python 2.
print "Rube Goldberg";
Problemang Sikat
y машина C
Alternative
y ⇶(("Rube Goldberg" C) 0)
Alternative II
y ℃("ConstantLanguage(\"Rube Goldberg\")" C)
Python 2
Also works in Ruby.
print "Rube Goldberg"
Python 3
This is a really short interpreter in Python 3:
print("Rube Goldberg")
Also works in Ruby, Julia, and Lua.
Rust
fn main() {
println!("Rube Goldberg");
}
Scratch
Text version
when flag clicked say [Rube Goldberg]
Standard ML
print "Rube Goldberg\n";
Text
Also a polyglot with /// and flag and is a cheating quine.
Rube Goldberg
txeT
grebdloG ebuR
Usernames
User:I am islptng "Rube Goldberg" User:PrySigneToFry User:ais523
Vague
Requires a very unreasonably extremely strictly standards-compliant interpreter.
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Whitespace
Zig
const std = @import("std");
pub fn main(init: std.process.Init) !void {
try std.Io.File.stdout().writeStreamingAll(init.io, "Rube Goldberg\n");
}