Anti-Machine language

Anti-Machine language is an esolang created by User:None1.

Execution

This esolang is the same as brainfuck, except that it cannot run on a machine (e.g. a computer). If you attempt to do that, it will print "Machine detected, fail to run" without quotes.

Example Programs

Quine

Machine detected, fail to run

Implementations (?)

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>0r>:~?v"Machine detected, fail to run"v
   ^   <;ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor<

brainfuck

++++++++[->+++[->+++>++++>++++<<<]>>++>>++++>+++++[<]<]>>+++++.>>+.++.+++++.+.<--.>----.>.<-.+.<++++++.>.--.<.>++.-.>>++++.<.<++.-----.++++++++.+++.>.<<.>+++.>.<<--.+++.>-.

Python

print("Machine detected, fail to run")

JavaScript

console.log("Machine detected, fail to run")

Text

Machine detected, fail to run

Malbolge

autogenerated at https://www.malbolge.doleczek.pl/#

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