Translated Batch

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Translated Batch is an esolang made by Mihai Popa. It's Batch but horribly translated by ModernMT, Baidu and Microsoft Translator (however you can add more or choose a another pair of translators for an even more horrible translation!)(Note that PrySigneToFry is added more horrible translators such as 百度 or Microsoft.)

Remember that this is the PrySigneToFry version. My version is at: Translated Batch/Mihai Popa

Steps: 1. Take this program (as a example):

@echo off
REM Creative 8-bit ADPCM Samples submitted by
REM (Jim Leonard).  Contact me for additional details if necessary.

echo All of these files were created by the VEDIT2.EXE program, which requires
echo a very specific revision of Sound Blaster called a Sound Blaster Pro rev 2
echo board.  The version of software provided here is hard-coded to IRQ 2, port
echo 220h, and DMA 1, for those attempting to get it running under emulation. I
echo don't know what Sound Blaster Pro DSP revision it's looking for, so you'll
echo have to patch the program or emulator to bypass that check.
echo .
echo The samples provided have a rate of 11025Hz, because the Sound Blaster
echo series of cards' DSPs were only fast enough to play back compressed
echo samples at a rate of 12KHz, no more.  (You can create 22KHz compressed
echo samples but they will play back at 12KHz.)  Of particular note are the
echo TAXI????.VOC samples, as the original 8-bit unsigned PCM trails off into
echo pure silence (value #127), and this can be visually matched to the ADPCM
echo samples as well.
echo .
echo To my knowledge, the 8-bit scheme has never been reverse-engineered as
echo Creative never provided specs for it in their SDK.  ADPCM samples can be
echo played back in hardware by the DSP without any CPU usage, but creating
echo them is only possible by recording directly to the format, or "packing"
echo them with VEDIT2.  If anyone reverse-engineers the scheme, PLEASE let me
echo know as I have always wondered how this one works. Creative's early drive
echo for their cards was always human speech and not digitized music; as a
echo result, the 3-bit and 2-bit schemes are only usuable for human speech.


echo Playing Taxiride sample, 8-bit unsigned PCM (uncompressed)
echo Playing Taxiride sample, 4-bit ("2:1") compressed
echo Playing Taxiride sample, 3-bit ("3:1") compressed
echo Playing Taxiride sample, 2-bit ("4:1") compressed

echo Playing BBC sample, 8-bit unsigned PCM (uncompressed)
vplay BBC_8BIT.VOC
echo Playing BBC sample, 4-bit ("2:1") compressed
vplay BBC_4BIT.VOC
echo Playing BBC sample, 3-bit ("3:1") compressed
vplay BBC_3BIT.VOC
echo Playing BBC sample, 2-bit ("4:1") compressed
vplay BBC_2BIT.VOC

2. Translate this code as follows (you can take on any translator with any language, if you want):

ModernMT: English -> Zulu
ModernMT: Yoruba -> English
ModernMT: English -> Yoruba
ModernMT: Zulu -> English
ModernMT: English -> Zulu
ModernMT: Yoruba -> English
Baidu: English -> Simplified Chinese
Microsoft: Simplified Chinese -> Japanese -> Bengali -> A Sussy Language(Sinhala) -> Traditional Chinese -> English

3. Result? Here you go, it's horribly translated with 3 translators using a weird pair of languages:

C.L.S. Inc
Amasapula E-REM Creative 8-bit ADPCM
Let's talk about Jim Leonard. This does not stop the flow of water in the air.
AVEDIT2。 I would like to become a member of EXE.
Blaster Pro 2 ring.
Use IQ2, IQ2, IQ2, IQ2.
I'm using an i-sound blaster pro DSP.
Emulsifiers are emulsifiers.
Make noise again
Echo Park Anchor Point Sensor - 11025Hz, Tunable Acoustic Canon
The SD card is encrypted, the SD card is encrypted, and the SD card is encrypted with the palm of your hand.
12 kHz。
Want to remove U12?
Want to expand your E-Road island? VOC installed, web server PCM8.
In old age there was a great famine. In old age there was a great famine
I'm looking forward to getting some. If you
If you use DHCP with DHCP enabled, you can use DHCP-enabled devices.
He sighed at the door and said, "Shut up."
Remove size 2 from the helmet. Press Deploy...
If you want to live peacefully, live in peace with others. What do you think?
Are there animals, are there animals, are there animals, are there humans?
I-ISA 3-bit, 2-bit, 3-bit simulators
i-Echo playback
Taxiway, Y-PCM Engine 8 Stations (Updated)
Volatile Organic Compounds (VOCs) TAXI8BIT
Toys Isampula Blood Environment Taxi, 4-digit ("2:1")
Isampula Blood Whipple
Taxi 4bit. VOC eco-friendly taxi, playing 3 digits ("3:1").
ipula le vplay
Taxi 3bit. VOC Echo plays in 2-bit ("4:1").
i-VPlay glide 2 bits. Volatile organic compounds
BBC, I - 8-digit PCM (corrected)
Volatile Organic Compounds (VOCs) BBC_8BIT
BBC, I-4 ("2:1")
Vplay BBC_4BIT Volatile Organic Compounds (VOCs)
BBC, how to use 3-bit ("3:1")
Volatile Organic Compounds (VOCs) BBC_3BIT
2 bits for the eye bank ("4:1").
Vplay BBC_2BIT♪ Volatile Organic Compounds (VOCs)


See also

Translated VBS

Translated C#

Translated Python

Translated Julia

Translated ORK