Talk:Simpl

THIS IS LITERALLY JUST PYTHON --FordsTheodore (talk) 13:27, 4 September 2026 (UTC)

yes, but its esoteric --dragoneater67 talk contribs (mobile) 13:29, 4 September 2026 (UTC)

looks like a cross-breed of Python and Ruby and Magpie by Robert Nystrom, I would genuinely love to use this language instead of Python as a scripting language. not as esoteric as JavaScr*pt tho 【user:raiseafloppafan7741 | kausapin mo ako【past life・投稿】【▼(°ʌ°)▼】【Fight for what HTML deserves.】】 13:34, 4 September 2026 (UTC)

nevermind Simpl is almost (key word: ALMOST) as bad as JavaScr*pt, why does it start indexing at 1 :sob:

BECAUSE IT'S MORE NATURAL!!! --c./.o./.r./.d./.e./.r./.s./.h./.i./.p(1and0nlycordershippr) (talk) 13:18, 12 September 2026 (UTC)

NO IT ISNT!!! --dragoneater67 talk contribs 13:20, 12 September 2026 (UTC)

How does it become more unusable because it indexes by 1?? --Yayimhere2(school) (talk) 11:57, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

it just is. --dragoneater67 [talk|contribs] 11:59, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

That is not an answer my guy --Yayimhere2(school) (talk) 12:28, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

Because B/C set the standard and now we evaporate those who break it (excluding Lua, lua's chill) ——【AnalysisOfVariance | raiseafloppafan7741 mag-usap tayo【past life・投稿】【▼(°v°)▼・▼(°ʌ°)▼】 12:29, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

Lmao --Yayimhere2(school) (talk) 12:40, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

There is a pun here to make about the natural and whole numbers. –PkmnQ (talk) 13:29, 12 September 2026 (UTC)

Lambda calculus and pianos tell me otherwise ——【raiseafloppafan7741 kausapin mo ako【past life・投稿】【▼(°v°)▼・▼(°ʌ°)▼】【overlong signature】】 00:36, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

Well well well, Simpl is now 0-indexed. —c./.o./.r./.d./.e./.r./.s./.h./.i./.p(1and0nlycordershippr) (talk) 00:35, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

Tysm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ——【raiseafloppafan7741 kausapin mo ako【past life・投稿】【▼(°v°)▼・▼(°ʌ°)▼】【overlong signature】】 00:36, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

isnt that a breaking change? --dragoneater67 talk contribs (mobile) 07:14, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

Dont cave to them!! --Yayimhere2(school) (talk) 12:56, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

That's right, break the standard make Simpl -1-indexed and join the best programming language of all time!!!! ——【AnalysisOfVariance | raiseafloppafan7741 mag-usap tayo【past life・投稿】【▼(°v°)▼・▼(°ʌ°)▼】 12:57, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

grrrr how is it great if the name is wrong??? it should be named gulf of america as it should be!!! --dragoneater67 [talk|contribs] 12:59, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

LMAO --Yayimhere2(school) (talk) 13:01, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

This sucks.

Simpl has been becoming more and more comple , making it nearly impossible (and if possible, really time-consuming) to write an interpreter.

But anyway I managed to write an interpreter in Lean 4:

sorry

-- i  s  l  p  t  n  g  14:30, 24 September 2026 (UTC)

It’s getting as complex as T2C. —c./.o./.r./.d./.e./.r./.s./.h./.i./.p(1and0nlycordershippr) (talk) 02:35, 27 September 2026 (UTC) For an interpreter, just ignore the modules.

This page has the 9th most revisions

This somehow has more revisions than any user-edited language, more than XKCD Random Number, heck, even more than Befunge and Main Page. I don't know what to do with this information. –PkmnQ (talk) 04:16, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

seems like itll stay the 9th most revised page for a long time since the gap between 8th and 9th places is ridiculous --dragoneater67 [talk|contribs] 09:42, 27 September 2026 (UTC)