Miser

Miser is an esolang created by User:None1.

Syntax

There is only one command:

I want to borrow $x from you.

Where x is a number.

Which prints out:

$x is too much.

Other strings print out:

I can't understand that.

Example Programs

Quine

I can't understand that.

"It's too much to even have a negative number of currencies"

I want to borrow $-27518057625706208271578295705697150471962198729561205295728956129837 from you.

Interpreter

• Common Lisp implementation of the Miser programming language.