Miser

Miser is an esolang created by User:None1.

Syntax

There is only one command:

I want to borrow $x from you.

Where x is a number.

Which prints out:

$x is too much.

Other strings print out:

I can't understand that.

Example Programs

Quine

I can't understand that.

Interpreter

• Common Lisp implementation of the Miser programming language.