Filename "xxx" doesn't seem to be a valid filename/commmand!

Filename "xxx" doesn't seem to be a valid filename/commmand! (otherwise known as ms-DOS Invalid File or SOD-sm) is an esolang inspierd by dmc, hasB, llehsrewoP and SOD-SM made by User:Ractangle.

Syntax

Typing anything in the input will emit this:

Filename "input" doesn't seem to be a valid filename/commmand!

And that's basicly it.

Interpriters

Python

while 1:print(f'Filename "{input()}" doesn't seem to be a valid filename/command!')

Snakel

1: while 1:tell['Filename "'+user+'" doesn't seem to be a valid filename/command!']

Teiwaz

while True: write("Filename \"%s\" doesn't seem to be a valid filename/command!" % read())