Translated NeverGonna
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Translated NeverGonna is an esolang made by User:None1. It is NeverGonna but horribly translated by Baidu & Microsoft. (however you can add more or choose a another pair of translators for an even more horrible translation!) Note that unlike most languages, NeverGonna programs are very close to human language.
Steps:
1. Take this program (as an example):
we're no strangers to i
gotta make i 0
we've known i for 100
inside we both know i % 15 == 0 then
i just wanna tell you "FizzBuzz"
never gonna turn around i % 3 == 0 then
i just wanna tell you "Fizz"
never gonna turn around i % 5 == 0 then
i just wanna tell you "Buzz"
never gonna let you down
i just wanna tell you i
never gonna give you up
never gonna give you up
2. Translate:
Baidu: English -> Classical Chinese Microsoft: Classical Chinese -> Italian Baidu: Italian -> Finnish Microsoft: Finnish -> Simplified Chinese Baidu: Treat that as Classical Chinese -> Greek Microsoft: Greek -> English
3. Result? Here you go:
I was not born alone This must be done I know I've been here for a hundred years I know you are a descendant of Daodu I would like to talk about (such as) Judge Meng has a son Never go back to Zhu Kuanzong's side System Study I want to talk about your sleep I don't care anymore I mean 'take a shower' Never lose your disappointment I hope you see me Never give up on yourself Never give up on yourself