La Weá
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La Weá is an esoteric programming language created by Rodrigo Pelissier and released on September 18, 2018. It is inspired by COW and Brainfuck. It consists of 16 commands, each represented by a highly colloquial term in Chilean Spanish and it is Turing-complete. Commands must be separated; extra whitespaces and newlines are ignored; single-line comments are preceded by a #.
Commands
| Command | Description |
|---|---|
maricón
|
Decrements current cell value by 1. |
maraco
|
Decrements current cell value by 2. |
weón
|
Increments current cell value by 1. |
aweonao
|
Increments current cell value by 2. |
maraca
|
Sets current cell value to 0. |
chucha
|
Moves back one cell. |
puta
|
Moves forward one cell. |
pichula
|
If current cell value is 0, moves the instruction pointer after the matching tula command.
|
tula
|
If current cell value is not 0, moves the instruction pointer after the matching pichula command.
|
pico
|
Moves the instruction pointer after the closest tula command, regardless of the current cell value.
|
ctm
|
Prints current cell value to STDOUT as an ASCII character. |
quéweá
|
Reads ASCII character from STDIN and stores it in the current cell. |
chúpala
|
Prints current cell value to STDOUT as an integer. |
brígido
|
Reads integer from STDIN and stores it in the current cell. |
perkin
|
Copies current cell value if there is no copy; otherwise, pastes the copied value and resets the copy. |
mierda
|
Terminates program. |
Sample code
aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao pichula puta aweonao aweonao puta aweonao aweonao aweonao weón puta aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao puta aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao weón chucha chucha chucha chucha maricón tula puta puta aweonao ctm puta weón ctm puta maraco ctm ctm aweonao weón ctm chucha chucha chucha aweonao aweonao ctm maraco maraco maraco maraco maraco maraco ctm puta puta maraco maraco maraco maraco maraco maraco maraco ctm puta ctm aweonao weón ctm maraco maraco maraco ctm chucha aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao weón ctm chucha chucha weón ctm puta puta puta puta aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao ctm
aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao puta weón chúpala chucha ctm puta puta weón chúpala chucha chucha ctm pichula puta puta perkin puta perkin chucha chucha pichula puta puta weón chucha chucha maricón tula puta perkin chucha perkin puta puta chúpala perkin chucha perkin chucha chucha ctm tula
aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao pichula puta weón puta aweonao weón puta aweonao aweonao aweonao puta aweonao aweonao aweonao weón puta aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao weón puta puta aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao weón chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha maricón tula puta puta puta puta aweonao weón ctm puta perkin ctm maraco maraco maraco maricón ctm puta perkin aweonao aweonao ctm chucha maraco ctm puta weón ctm chucha maraco maraco ctm chucha chucha chucha aweonao ctm puta puta puta puta aweonao ctm maraco maraco maraco maricón ctm chucha chucha chucha chucha ctm puta puta puta puta ctm puta ctm chucha maricón ctm chucha aweonao aweonao ctm puta aweonao aweonao weón ctm maraco maricón ctm chucha chucha chucha maraco ctm chucha ctm puta puta puta puta puta puta brígido chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha ctm puta puta puta maraco maraco ctm puta puta maraco maricón ctm chucha chucha chucha chucha ctm puta puta puta weón ctm maraco maraco maricón ctm aweonao ctm puta aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao ctm maraco maraco maricón ctm aweonao weón ctm chucha aweonao aweonao aweonao ctm maraco maraco maraco maraco ctm puta maraco maraco maraco ctm chucha chucha chucha chucha ctm puta puta puta aweonao weón ctm weón ctm chucha chucha chucha ctm puta puta puta puta puta puta chúpala chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha ctm puta puta puta ctm puta aweonao aweonao aweonao weón ctm chucha chucha chucha chucha ctm puta puta puta puta puta puta perkin puta puta puta puta weón chucha chucha chucha chucha pichula puta perkin maricón pichula chucha pichula puta perkin puta puta perkin pichula chucha weón puta maricón tula chucha chucha chucha maricón tula puta maricón puta perkin maraca chucha chucha perkin puta tula chucha chúpala puta puta puta puta maricón chucha chucha chucha chucha pico tula puta puta puta puta pichula chúpala pico tula chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha ctm
Implementation
#WARNING: EXTREMELY UNSECURE
#!/usr/bin/ruby
h = {
'puta' => 'p+=1;',
'chucha' => 'p-=1;',
'weón' => 'm[p]+=1;',
'aweonao' => 'm[p]+=2;',
'maricón' => 'm[p]-=1;',
'maraco' => 'm[p]-=2;',
'maraca' => 'm[p]=0;',
'ctm' => 'putc m[p];',
'quéweá' => 'm[p]=STDIN.getbyte if !STDIN.eof;',
'pichula' => '(',
'tula' => ')while(m[p]!=0);',
'pico' => 'break;',
'chúpala' => 'print m[p].to_s;',
'brígido' => 'm[p] = Integer(gets) rescue 0;',
'mierda' => 'exit;',
'perkin' => 'if pf then pf=false; m[p]=v; else pf=true; v=m[p]; end;'
}
r = Regexp.union(Regexp.union(h.keys.sort{|a,b|b.length<=>a.length}),/./);
eval 'm=Hash.new(p=0);pf=false;'+ARGF.read.downcase.gsub(/[\n\t ]+/," ").gsub(r,h);
See also
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