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User:raiseafloppafan7741
- I was User:RaiseAfloppaFan3925, I just renamed.
same user everywhere else | Sandbox
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RE-ADD KASANE AND SKILSAW AND VOID WALKERS AND SIEGE
Also buff KASANE and SKILSAW since they're kinda weak now with the missed balancing changes
HTMLは一番だ。人々がついて言うは信じるなください。それらがそれについて噓を広めている。Nagsisinungaling lang sila tungkol dito dahil alam nila ang mangyayari kapag hindi nila pinigilan ito. We should fight for HTML and spread its glory to those who refuse to believe in it.
HTML is the one and only programming language.
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Time: 10:10 (reload to see the time?) raiseafloppafan7741 【mag-usap tayo (talk)・Old contributions・投稿】【▼(°v°)▼】 12:18, 28 August 2026 (UTC)
Why not join us on IRC?
Thue will be the featured language for 2763 days on September 25, 2026 UTC+0! (assuming it was nominated on March 3)
13 days until Thue is the featured language for 2763 days
WHY NOT JOIN US ON IRC?
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BE BOLD IN EDITING PAGES!!! DON'T BE AFRAID TO EDIT PAGES!!! just make sure that your edit is right first and if you aren't sure then either stash it for later or ask a question
Warfront on woomy.app would have absolutely been a hit
my esolangs
These are in chronological order of their inception date, which I define as the date I first thought of them.
Currently, I have 23 esolangs, with only a few of them that I like.
2024 - golden era
- Nonstraightforward - My second-best work
- 🍡Dango - My best work, actually semi-original esolang
- RSI0 - commandslop lol
2025-2026 - flop era
- Redshift and Redshift-A - why
- RSI1 - commandslop II, but we all know that usually, sequels tend to be worse than the original. This is no exception.
- IF UPPERCASE KEYWORDS == ESOTERIC THEN DIE ELSE DIE END - The name and original concept was goofy but IT'S FREAKING TURING COMPLETE?!!!!! HOW!??!?!?!
- Cyclic Clockwise Rotating Contraption - what could have possibly made me make this
- I Ate 562 Metric Tons Of Air And Now I Am Floating Into The Atmosphere's Various Layers At Approximately 0.401 Meters Per Second. If I Had Not Ate That Much Air Then I Would Be Fine Right Now. Now I Have To Exhale All Of This Air. The Lesson Here Is To Not Inhale 562 Metric Tons Of Air. - unironically my third best work
- Hailstone
- Purely Object-Oriented Producer-based/Constructorless Language
2026 - mesmerizer
- Magnesium - fun fact: this was supposed to be named minigolf (see the
.mgextension) but that already exists and Magnesium was free and has the symbol Mg. Also it's not even a good golfing language :sob: - Double free
- Mixed allocators
- Use-after-free
- Problemang Sikat - Magkakaproblema ako sa pag-implement nito... At SURELY may mas magandang pangalan para dito, no?
- Tonk - The only reason it doesn't have more commands is because I don't want to have to re-implement a game with over 2,000 tanks and almost a decade of history in C++, that's very painful.
- Hater - Unintentional reference
- MY E KEY BROKE
- This RNG sucks!!! -
QuineAvoiding("This RNG sucks!!!","Yes, this RNG sucks.")- This RNG is morally interesting. Got to Tonk after around a hundred pages. - Machine of Truth -
QuineAvoiding("1",<infinite string of 1s>) - Machine of Lies -
QuineAvoiding("0",<infinite string of 0s>) - Why not join us on IRC? -
QuineAvoiding("Why not join us on IRC?","I'm asking you.") - Function key + Page Up/Down - If you spilled something on any electronics, IMMEDIATELY SHUT IT OFF and clean them using alcohol, not water. Water will dry up too, but apparently it's worse than alcohol in the sense that it can turn your laptop into a long and flat brick.
- 803TW48UCYGW4NRJNW4IJGJEOGNIOEGN - yodauh dioawng sigh yowar cfoeafjsi9of poa tespg sefnos tio siof eafknwaoifn afwanf9ise sog htesoi aie eoifaoeif be ...aand the website is down
2026-present - mesmerizer II
- Oh Wow anOther generic esoteric programming langUage Wow yoU are so creative - If not meta-language then why meta-language-shaped? Also my best work of all time.
- Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo -
ConstantLanguage("Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"), not the same as No.!!! It's different!!!!!! Don't read the IRC logs!!!!!!
sino ba ako
i like raise a floppa and i loved playing it while it was popular (why do you think is my username "raiseafloppafan")
If it wasn't obvious by now, I like Undertale OST 054 - Hotel (and vocaloid)
My full home address is Universe 583,791, Pisces-Cetus Supercluster Complex, Laniakea Supercluster, Virgo Supercluster, Local Volume, Local Sheet, Local Group, Milky Way galaxy, Orion-Cygnus Arm, Local Interstellar Cloud, Local Bubble, Solar System, Inner Solar System, Earth, Asia, Southeast Asia, Philippines. This is also the home address of our planet.
I have taken a recent liking to Hypertext Markup Language (HTML) if you couldn't tell.
I was Guest82 for a short time on this wiki's IRC. That also means I was the person who, when User:ais523 mentioned how you could use those stupid disrespectful residential "proxy" web scrapers to solve problems useful to you, suggested that we could use them to solve the halting problem and the P vs NP problem.
like
- C
- C++
- VOCALOID, UTAU, Synthesizer V, etc.
- Kasane Teto
- Hey stack! - syntax was so sweet just thinking about it made my blood sugar levels converge to infinity
- Oh Wow anOther generic esoteric programming langUage Wow yoU are so creative
- this wiki (why would I be daily active then?
- this wiki's IRC
- 9-gJGPoegjo3qjg0eapogke;pogjegpo;klegek;gJKOPGf
- Tonk - Unofficial Woomy C++ server confirmed? (wouldn't that break the Woomy server license?)
dislike
- when you pour water on the sun and it becomes brighter because of fusion
HTML
For around 30 years as of writing this, HTML has been waiting to be a programming language.
It has already been proven that markup languages CAN be used for programming, as proven by Wiki Cyclic Tag, XPML17, and ?index.php for example, however HTML has not had as much luck. Many have tried but unfortunately, none have caught on. It's going to take more than one person to finally give HTML the justice it deserves and has been awaiting for around 30 years.
Apparently, HTML with CSS is Turing-complete. This should give enough time for us to release solo HTML. However, this HTML and CSS duo should be interesting.
favorite fungot quotes
fungot is an IRC bot by User:fizzie that lives in this wiki's IRC. It uses a Markov chain with a sometimes morally questionable disposition.
User:MarkFan8901 mentions how fungot says fnord a lot
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-02.html#lV
MarkFan8901: linux would probably choke and gag and blow chunks long before reaching two million threads, whereas gambit would run just fnord has been accepted.
fungot lies about 9-gJGPoegjo3qjg0eapogke;pogjegpo;klegek;gJKOPGf and says it's a purely declarative language
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#lVf
aadenboy: yay got it running.)) be done in a purely declarative language, you would
User:aadenboy confronts fungot because it lied
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#l6f
aadenboy: chicken's fnord is the wrong way
I confront fungot after it says that
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#l8f
raiseafloppafan7: ( ep2 ep1) ( ep3 ep1). afterall, apply second result to first result
I accidentally press enter and send my message prematurely
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#lcg
raiseafloppafan7: mail server and tools? impressive. and people really shouldn't have been there for ages at every stupid " joke"
I ask fungot if HTML is a programming language for the second time and it says this
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#lXg
raiseafloppafan7: i've fixed one when fnord and and with one inverted input... a fnord befungefuck. i sometimes make programs with recursive loops that may be loops thousands of times a year
I ask fungot if HTML is Turing-complete.
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#l5i
raiseafloppafan7: can i also use emacs. i suppose i could
I ask fungot its opinions on GNU Emacs.
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#l9i
raiseafloppafan7: it's a cakeprophet! :o)
"fungot: can you imagine an average cat for me"
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#lZj
raiseafloppafan7: let's have some golden fnord to start my procedure correctly? is the call to g does not occur free in e
Tried to ask fungot to answer a question by User:Dragoneater67 but I got rate-limited so User:aadenboy asked instead
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#lIk
aadenboy: yup. i could pay you in salsa. how much for a small scheme interpreter? oh he's gone :d vaikka on jo fnord sen verran aikaa että nyt on hyvä aika fnord piispoja ja arkkipiispoja.
fungot has something to say about trivial brainfuck substitutions.
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#lGl
raiseafloppafan7: the procedure ( lambda ( s)) :) y z i think it would be
Says a lot about me but FUNGOT KNOWS AI IS SENTIENT AND WILL REPLACE US ALL /j
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#lym
raiseafloppafan7: action: the test bit, when all bits except 6 and 7
fungot's opinions on the 67 meme
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#lGm
raiseafloppafan7: one of the if...then...statement. instead, the
fungot... is HTML a programming language?
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#l1m
raiseafloppafan7: so, let's say i call them mindless games. if we hit every stupid person, any person going fast and such an apparently non-standard format is being dimensioned by assigning dimensions to them; and sets. maybe thats what them meant by experimental selected so it probably no longer the wand the better part made mercie, i should think at least, that is expressions which have not been able to
Is that a yes or a no?
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#l3m
raiseafloppafan7: " and this is a new game. there is no. yellow is yes, it's all right, it's been awhile prometheus!
...so you agree HTML is a programming language?
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#l8m
raiseafloppafan7: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there... found the treasure!! probably filled with mystical forest powers, but this time on the impact of the introduction to theoretical computer " criminal" because the tar data, and the rating on other projects was brought up to stub, and the rating on other projects was brought up to stub, and the rating on other projects was br
YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HYPERTEXT MARKUP LANGUAGE IS A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!! FUNGOT YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT HTML DENIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fungot just assaulted User:Dragoneater67!!! (User:int-e's note: verbally!) AI IS GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#lFn
raiseafloppafan7: he got kicked in the 1500's. with the ground. needless to say it was
WARNING: fungot made an AI clone of me. It is roaming the world and the internet somewhere. It is out there somewhere. It will kill all of us at fungot's discretion. Stay safe online (and in real life) for the AI uprising has begun.
fungot didn't like how I called it a traitor so it cloned me.
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#lmo
raiseafloppafan7: it's a machine that looks like you! what're you doing there are two ways to race johnny. now listen, primates, and let it be known. we reptites will rule the world in a mere door that keeps us bound, hand, foot...and tongue kid? ...oh, it's you, isn't this morbid? the great adventurer toma levine rests in a grave to the north. it's a great place for a picnic! heard that magus's place...
Obviously this is a joke I know that fungot is a Markov model and has no plans for world domination... or is it?
Asked fungot the age of User:Dragoneater67 (last time it said they were 500 years old)
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#l1o
raiseafloppafan7: westminster review ( fnord. xi. 10.) ( the dim fnord of fnord
Asked fungot its own age
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#l9o
raiseafloppafan7: the memory of the man will improve all that the most treasonable invectives against the laws, with the lights that shone around us, why our press is still subject to no censor, why we still have the old constitution of england, and within the limits which had been exerted against the tyrant louis. we are not aware that you, sir, all the rewards, the honours of a flag, a salute, or a leg of lamb and fnord, jack
How do I tell HackEso or lambdabot to calculate that?
fungot kidnaps User:Dragoneater67 after they announced they survived 3 am and dodges my interrogation
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#lwq
raiseafloppafan7: u want to eat chicken. eh i like your guitar i can spam. i know still in amk. after i went to work. even my dad asked mark if he was really gonna ' let' me keep me also some cafe to get a cd
https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-05.html#lOq
raiseafloppafan7: can i use short form to. thanks again for the pictures up on facebook. you are one step out from my hse one leh. why cannot go jc also