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RE-ADD AND BUFF KASANE AND SKILSAW AND VOID WALKERS AND SIEGE

I was User:RaiseAfloppaFan3925, I just renamed twice. My new names are AnalysisOfVariance, MiniCometIIWG, and CometIIWG but I'm happy to use both names.

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WHY NOT JOIN US ON IRC?

Warfront on woomy.app would have absolutely been a hit

03:51:44 <aadenboy> esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=193666&oldid=194658&oldid=193427&oldid=193987 * Miui * (-439) i just said "crashed" (sometimes, and use, aiming for the whole program for me, I would look a little men.
01:39:57 <esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=192042 * None1 * (+3) fix programming languages listen for my life
08:47:53 <esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=192835 * Cordership * (+1556) Created page with 8-bit cells themselves don't fungot seems like SELECT. languages (see consensus on [[Esolang ~~~~"
15:10:07 <Miui> spoiler-proofed in char
04:29:49 <fizzie> You clearly, skibidi. I'ma let sigma sigma 1's rizz. Rizzler-Level Rizz...
07:00:52 -!- raiseafloppafan7741]]  https://esolangs: skill to fnord fnord

See more at user:raiseafloppafan7741/Sandbox#Totally real IRC logs

what's with the names?

raiseafloppafan7741

I loved playing Raise a Floppa, even waited until it was reinstated, and went on to Raise a Floppa 2. Nowadays I don't play on the platform the game lives on anymore (for obvious reasons) but Raise a Floppa is still floating around in my head.

The number used to be 3925, which was just a random number I chose to be my identity 3 years ago. The number as it is now, 7741, is just because I like the numbers 7, 74, 71, and 41 is a shortening of 0401, Kasane Teto's CV number (formerly 04) representing April 1.

I actually go under two names now, this (raiseafloppafan7741) and another name, AnalysisOfVariance.

AnalysisOfVariance

A newer name that stemmed from a project of mine to create a thing that can do one-way ANOVA tests and generate gobbledygook text, the second of which you can see publicly demonstrated here and here. Since ANOVA is a nice name, I thought of renaming to OneWayANOVA or just AnalysisOfVariance. However, I can't just change my name again and I like raiseafloppafan7741 and everyone knows me by that already, so I'm going with both names.

The project in question is AnovaBot and I love and hate it. I hate it more though, the code is incredibly unmaintainable and I need a better name.

raiseafloppafan7 (IRC)

Truncation of "raiseafloppafan7741" to 16 characters for Libera.Chat.

ChimeraAnova (IRC)

Teto is a chimera. And "Anova" comes from "Analysis of variance".

[][][][] (IRC)

I wanted that.

StopThatNow (IRC)

For some reason, I keep getting disconnected from IRC every time I look away from my IRC client.

MiniCometIIWW

This name is a pun on Comet-IIWG from Woomy-Arras.io. "IIWG" stands for "If It Was Good" and so Comet-IIWG is an enhanced version of the Comet boss. IIWW means "If It Was Worse" and Mini Comet is a "mini" (tank) version of the Comet boss.

CometIIWW

Same as above, though referring to the actual Comet boss instead of the "mini" tank version.

IWantAVX512 (IRC)

Intel removed AVX-512 from Alder Lake chips. My old laptop had Ice/Rocket Lake and still had AVX-512. Now, I can't even use basic SSE4 instructions!!! What the hell Intel!?

sino ba ako

I like raise a floppa and i loved playing it while it was popular (why do you think is my username "raiseafloppafan") I don't play the game (1 and 2) anymore though because of the countless controversies surrounding the platform it's on.

If it wasn't obvious by now, I like Undertale OST 054 - Hotel (and vocaloid)

I am also a sysop at the Esolanging Wiki and the creator of AnovaBot. Please join us.

I went to this wiki when I discovered pythOwO and thought to myself, "Hey, this should be here.", and so I went.

my languages

These are in chronological order of their inception date, which I define as the date I first thought of them.

Currently, I have 38 esolangs (24 finished, 1 probably not an esolang, 13 drafted), with only a few of them that I like.

My current goal is to make 400 esolangs. Don't ask why. I am 8.75% the way there.

Most of my esolangs are jokes. Also, notice how my first 2 esolangs are esolexicons... ;-;

One day, I will have 400 esolangs and User:None1 will have 95,820,358,092,580,923,529,052,935,019,051,512,895,715 esolangs.

I should really have a personal website so that I can conveniently list them like this.

Flag format

- implies that the field not filled out.

1. O (esoteric), L (esolexicon), N (not esoteric)
2. N (new/original), D (derivative), S (derivative/superset), s (derivative/subset)
3. F (finished), S (superseded) A (abandoned), W (WIP)
4. T (Turing-complete), P (Push-down automaton), F (Finite-state automaton), U (uncomputable), unset means unknown computational class
5. I (fully implemented), P (partially implemented), U (unimplemented)

Golden Era

Number	Language	Creation date	Flags	Description	My opinion	Sample program
0	Nonstraightforward	2025 May 31	LSATI	An esolexicon superset of JavaScript focused on maximizing verbosity.	I was content with this.	They're quite large. But here's a "Hello, world!" program to at least delay your hunger: ~/dev/stdout/write/ln("Hello, world");
1	🍡Dango V1	28 October 2025 (not exact)	LNSUI	A delicious stack-based language with a small standard library. Superseded by Dango V2.	I liked this but now I don't like it.	eat (')(Hello, world!)----
2	RaiseAfloppaFan's Stupid Idea 0 (RSI0)	1 November 2025	ONFTP	A two-dimensional Funge-98 like language with user-made extensions. Developed by user:raiseafloppafan7741 (that's me!) and User:Hammy	I love and hate this. Unironically my (our) best work.	v>v>v>v>v>v>v>v>v +トテトvトvトvテvトvテA++ rテトテvテvテvテvテvトw++ テトvトvトvトvトvトvテ++A トテ$.$.$.$.$.$ト+テ. テ.#r#r#r#r#r#.+ト トHello, world!テト テ#.#.#.#.#.#.#トテ ト$テ$テ$テ$テ$テ$テ$テ+ v^ト^ト^ト^ト^ト^ト^ト+ >^>^>^>^>^>^>^>^

Flop Era

I'm sobbing, I'm falling off!

Number	Language	Creation date	Flags	Description	My opinion	Sample program
3	Redshift	Early 2025 November	ONW--	A machine and assembly language where the memory expands according to Hubble's law like the universe.	Could've been more interesting if it were in others' hands. If you're willing to take this idea, maybe name it "Blueshift"?	None for this one.
4	Redshift-A	Early 2025 November	ONW?U	A higher-level language for Redshift above.		while true do store 49 out end
5	Atamagaokashii (頭がおかしい, RaiseAfloppaFan's Stupid Idea 1/RSI1)	8 November 2025	ONATU	Developed by me and User:Hammy.	I don't know what I was thinking when I made this. Just thinking about it makes me physically react in a way.	No. Please no.
6	IF UPPERCASE KEYWORDS == ESOTERIC THEN DIE ELSE DIE END	14 February 2026, probably conceptualized in late 2025	ONFTI	A joke language I made a while ago based on unbounded counters named after different naming case conventions.	I made this stupid thing as a joke, then when I found out it could simulate a 2-register Minsky machine and was Turing-complete, I was genuinely kinda surprised.	A truth-machine, the input is pre-loaded into UPPERCASE KEYWORDS since it has no input: AWARD POINT TO lowercase keywords LABEL truth DEDUCT POINT FROM lowercase keywords USE BEST KEYWORDS AWARD POINT TO lowercase keywords GOTO truth IF UPPERCASE KEYWORDS == lowercase keywords DIE
7	Cyclic Clockwise Rotating Contraption	26 November 2025	ONF-I	A language where the memory is an unbounded ring buffer that rotates counterclockwise. Technically a deadfish derivative.	The name being wrong was a recent discovery (2026 September) hehe. I think it's probably Turing-complete since you could somehow simulate a tape with the rotating ring buffer, though it'd be really painful.	A cat program terminating on EOF. IiZ(dO[)]]][
8	I Ate 562 Metric Tons Of Air And Now I Am Floating Into The Atmosphere's Various Layers At Approximately 0.401 Meters Per Second. If I Had Not Ate That Much Air Then I Would Be Fine Right Now. Now I Have To Exhale All Of This Air. The Lesson Here Is To Not Inhale 562 Metric Tons Of Air. (IA562-TAANIFITAAA-0401MS for short)	21 December 2025	ONFFI	A joke language where the commands are based around the long name and with fittingly long programs because of the numbers 562 and 41. 562 being a random number I came up with and 41 being an abbreviation of 0401 for April 1 and Teto Kasane's CV.	I think this one is fine.	The hand-planned [[[truth-machine]] is 76 KiB and the unoptimized Hello, world! program is 148 KiB.
9	Hailstone	???	ONA-U	An esolang with as many features as I could think of at the time made in an attempt to have a larger page than ASTLang. Suffices to say that I failed severely.	I think it could've been better.	#}]<>=_=|-_-[1]<>?:]<n>
10	Purely Object-Oriented Producer-based/Constructorless Language	???	ODW-U	A language without constructors but with new or "producer" methods.	I wanted to make this a Smallalk ripoff.	They're quite massive.

Mesmerizer

kono ha bot mitai na saikuru

Language	Creation date	Flags	Description	My opinion	Sample program
11	Magnesium	6 May 2026	ONF-I	A golfing language that sucks at golfing.	Did you know that this was supposed to be named minigolf, but since that already exists and my file extension of choice is .mg and Magnesium has the chemical symbol Mg so I named it that?	Maybe machine: #Z01@[]{%:`%}?
12	Double free	12 August 2026	ODFFU	An esolang based on the memory management bug where you free a previously freed pointer. Derivative of Malloc.	The esolangs (irc) bot's LLM knew me for this for a bit.	This does exactly what you think it does. ?! x x : malloc 5 double_free x
13	Mixed allocators	12 August 2026	ODFFU	An esolang based on the undefined behavior that happens when you mix malloc/free, new/delete, and new[]/delete[] in C++.	No comment.	Interpreter for Segmentation fault. free (new int[39])
14	Use-after-free	12 August 2026	ODFFU	An esolang based on the memory management bug where you use a pointer's contents after previously freeing it.	This one helped fix the other two (Double free and Mixed allocators) and also make a good Malloc superset.	Take a wild guess. ?! value value : malloc sizeof(int) pokei value ` 8 free value printf "%d\n" ` value
15	Problemang Sikat	22 August 2026	ONA-U	Isang esolang na ginawa para magkaroon ng mga nakakaakit na solusyon para sa sikat na problema. (TL: An esolang based on having "elegant" solutions to popular problems.)	I wish I could come back to this idea and extend it, but right now I'm busy with scope creep.	Nakakakit talaga ang wikang pamprogramang ito: Factorial - y Γ+@{C Z} Pagdagdag ng dalawang numero - y +(@{C ℝ} @{C ℝ}) Fibonacci sequence - y F@{C ℤ} Siyam-na-put-siyam na bote ng alak - y F@{C ℤ}
16	Tonk	29 August 2026	ONW-U	A zero-player game based on Woomy-Arras.io which is my favorite tank game.	I would've loved this more if I had a better plan for assigning commands to tanks. Also, the Woomy server license does not stop us from implementing Tonk. What was I thinking lol?	The programs are very long.
17	Hater	A few hours before/after Tonk's creation	ONW--	A language that hates everything.	Unintentional reference. Also I wonder how to make it clear that the language hates everything without looking like I'm projecting my rage into an esolang. I promise you I don't hate any of those things.	None yet.
Rookie mistake.
18	MY E KEY BROKE	29 August 2026	ONFTU	A dual stack-based language made to make people without functioning E or Shift keys suffer.	I made this because earlier (on the day I made this), I spilled something on my table which got all over my (standalone) keyboard and my old laptop. My stupid self thought I could clean both with water and wait for them to dry, so I poured water all over both. In the process of removing the keys from the keyboard, I accidentally broke the stoppers for the E and R keys so now they fly out if I'm not careful. I was impatient so I tried to use my keyboard after four hours and it didn't work. I think it didn't work properly for a week after, but then it returned to normal. My old laptop however is not so lucky and it bricks every time I try to do something so I have to drain its battery to "fix" it. Use isopropyl alcohol instead of water and wait for at least 3-4 days before using again.	Cat program: EEEEEeeEEeeeEEEeeeeeEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEe
19	This RNG sucks!!!	29 August 2026	ONFS-	QuineAvoiding("This RNG sucks!!!","Yes, this RNG sucks.") - This RNG is strange.	It's a quine-avoiding constant language.
20	Machine of Truth	29 August 2026		QuineAvoiding("1",<infinite string of 1s>)
21	Machine of Lies	29 August 2026		Unimplemented		QuineAvoiding("0",<infinite string of 0s>)
22	Why not join us on IRC?	29 August 2026		Unimplemented		QuineAvoiding("Why not join us on IRC?","I'm asking you.")
23	Function key + Page Up/Down	29 August 2026	ONCTU	Another Minsky machine simulator, this time with infinite counters instead of just seven.	At the time, my (standalone) keyboard's up/down arrows were kind of cooked so I made this as well.	Cat program: State 1 Control + C Page Up Page Down -> 2 Control + V Function key + Page Down Page Down -> 1 State 2

Mesmerizer II

I thought I was John Mesmerizer. Turns out, I was wrong.

Around this time, I also officially joined the IRC channel #esolangs and got enlightened by User:Dragoneater67, User:int-e, User:MarkFan8901, the esolangs (irc) LLM, and fungot. Why don't you join us too?

Language	Creation date	Flags	Description	My opinion	Sample program
24	Oh Wow anOther generic esoteric programming langUage Wow yoU are so creative	31 August 2026	ONWTU	An object-oriented esoteric programming language with some first-class low-hanging esolangs.	I discovered YO_DAWG because of this. I believe this language is only 0.0000...[101010100001% of the way to implementing YO_DAWG. It's somewhat related but it's a long shot from actually realizing YO_DAWG in its true form as intended by Chris Pressey.	Hello, world! program An empty string? What? Oh wow, a language that prints "Hello, world!\n". How interesting. Run the thing with the program below it. Here's what I have to tell you.

Slop Era

It's not enough!

Language	Creation date	Flags	Description	My opinion	Sample program
25	Nooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo ooooooo (name too long to properly fit)	5 September 2026	ONFS-	ConstantLanguage(the language's name, without newlines)	No.
26	the s!	11 September 2026	ONF-U	A joke language based on S, s, $, and 5.	This is genuinely stupid. Clearly not a winner of any competitions for prizes in my eyes.	Infinite loop S5 s$
27		11 September 2026	ONFU-	I (do not) [in]sincerely apologize for this absolutely horrendous abomination of mine. I (do not and will never) ask you all to please forgive me for this absolute mistake of mine. I (do not) promise that I will not make anything like this ever again.	Cat program that also does a file system check on your computer if you are using Linux, otherwise executes you. ,[.,] FILE SYSTEM CHECK
28	3 alive, 5 dead, 7 missing	13 September 2026	ODW--	An esolang based on 99 bottles of pain but around something different. The commands are based on the properties of natural numbers such as semiprimeness.	Based on an inside joke.	A cat program Find 14 people, 5 were killed and 7 were kidnapped, 2 alive, 5 dead, 7 missing. Into the basement they went! Find 8208 people, 3 were killed and 8191 were kidnapped, 14 alive, 3 dead, 8191 missing. Into the basement they went!

Shattering hope

You thought I'd ever escape the slop era?

(I didn't bother to properly format this section when porting it from the old table format to the new table format.

Number	Language	Creation date	Flags	Description	My opinion	Sample program
29	脳死 [ro: noushi; jp: brain death]	14 September 2026	Draft	"Compressed brainfuck" that makes a new language.	It's not the best but we all start somewhere. I'd say that Nonstraightforward wasn't that good anyway but it started my esolanging journey. The name accurately sums up what happened to me (FIGURATIVELY) before making this.	内Β <- That's 5 bytes and is a 64-bit A+B Problem solution that takes unlimited 64-bit integers. BF just got mogged.
30	Anti-Plushie Python	14 September 2026	ODF--	Python but it's anti-Plushie-complete. Or not, according to User:Dragoneater67 and User:Cleverxia. I need some time to rest before I address User:Cleverxia's concerns.	I find this funny mostly because of my fried sense of humor and dopamine receptors.	No.

CometIIWW Era

Hello everyone, I am CometIIWW and- CUT!!!

Hello, I am CometIIWW and welcome to- CUT!!!!!!

Hello- CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Number	Language	Creation date	Flags	Description	My opinion	Sample program
31	$1+i$	19 September 2026	ONF-U	A numberslop esolang with complex numbers.	I actually like this one! ^w^	Prints "1 + i", the language's name. ici*i+p
32	Totally real IRC logs	20 September 2026	ONW--	An esolang birthed from the nonsense IRC logs my Markov text generator AnovaBot generated that gave User:Miui a brain hemorhhage.	I finally fulfilled my dream of making a Markov chain gobbledygook generator and made some fake IRC logs, then I realized, "Wait, why can't this be an esolang?", and so I made it!	They're quite length. See the examples section instead.
33	Panaklong	1 October 2026, right before I have (had?) to go to school	ONF-I	An esolang based on nested brackets.	I decided ~2.5 hours before I had to leave for school that I wanted to make a new esolang, and now I have a stupid fucking deque-based brainfuck derivative that's also red as a lobster when I use VS Code.	A cat program that never halts: ([{()}])
34	Reverse flying smart toaster running OpenBSD at 2763m from sea level flying over Pleasant Valley Township, Cowley County, Kansas with an inclination relative to the equator of 31.94 degrees and a speed of Mach 31	9 October 2026	ONW--	[WIP] A declarative constraint language. It generates code for Retrograde-aligned 75.32-degree inclination relative to the equator flying brick flying over Manila at Mach 15.5 and 4,441 meters over sea level.	Please spare me.	A cat program generator: # @
35	Retrograde-aligned 75.32-degree inclination relative to the equator flying brick flying over Manila at Mach 15.5 and 4,441 meters over sea level	9 October 2026	ONW--	[WIP] A boring language.	Please spare me.	Not yet.
36	???	11 October 2026	O-W--	A two-dimensional language armed with an extensive standard libraries and a (hopefully) fast implementation.	A Funge-98-like since I'm so unoriginal and can only take others' ideas. I want to make a language that's practical yet esoteric and not just an esolexicon.	Not yet.
37	Ppmcateogirwsonmethamphetamine.	14 October 2026	ODFTI	An extension of Cateogirws. with influences from methemphetamine Pgmpietoncracklang.	I decided to capitalize on the new PGM-based esolang then I remembered pgmpiet and Pgmpietoncracklang. Take a wild guess as to why the name is like that.	NOT gate that reads a bit of input from the user P3 3 3 255 0 0 0 4 3 0 0 0 10 13 8 9 0 3 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 8 8 0 0 0

CometIIWW's note

Keep this at the bottom future me.

I should probably get a personal website so I have a better place to more descriptively list my esolangs.

what I really hate

Intel removed AVX-512 from Alder Lake processors. My old laptop probably used Ice Lake or Rocket Lake which came before Alder Lake and thus had AVX-512, making it better than my newer laptop which has Alder Lake. Nothing personal to them, but it's personal to Intel. Also, for some reason, _mm_or_si128, despite heh despite being a- a part of before AVX- despite being listed as a part of before AVX, it gives me a )(*W&RQUI#O illegal instruction error if I try to use it! What the hell Intel? I hope fungot obfuscates YOUR BIOS.

See this thing? That's the fastest uwufier in the west!!! And I wanted to create the fastest uwufier in the east!!! But, I can't even use some SSE/AVX (not 512) instructions since Intel decided to remove AVX-512 and probably a bit more! Now how am I supposed to make the fastest uwufier in the east or even a SIMD-abusing JSON parser?! My old laptop is much better than my new laptop, if only I hadn't spilled water on it... I can't even use the fastest uwufier in the west on my laptop (unless Rust does something with the intrinsics which it probably does) so what the hell Intel!?

My personal takeaway is avoid Alder Lake at all costs.

some stuff I have

Cheating BF quine for fungot and dbfi/cgbfi

A little cheating palindromic BF quine that fungot and dbfi/cgbfi accept: >,[>,]<[.<]>[.>]!!]>.[>]<.[<],>[,> (34 bytes)

fungot bf quine: ^bf >,[>,]<[.<]>[.>]!!]>.[>]<.[<],>[,> ^fb (42 bytes)

Other stuff

go look for me elsewhere

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