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User:raiseafloppafan7741
- I was User:RaiseAfloppaFan3925, I just renamed.
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RE-ADD KASANE AND SKILSAW AND VOID WALKERS AND SIEGE
75% through 2026 now!!!
HTMLは一番だ。人々がついて言うは信じるなください。それらがそれについて噓を広めている。Nagsisinungaling lang sila tungkol dito dahil alam nila ang mangyayari kapag hindi nila pinigilan ito. We should fight for HTML and spread its glory to those who refuse to believe in it.
HTML is the one and only programming language.
Time: 09:49 (reload to see the time?) raiseafloppafan7741 【mag-usap tayo (talk)・Old contributions・投稿】【▼(°v°)▼】 12:18, 28 August 2026 (UTC)
Why not join us on IRC?
Thue will be the featured language for 2763 days on September 25, 2026 UTC+0! (assuming it was nominated on March 3)
BE BOLD IN EDITING PAGES!!! DON'T BE AFRAID TO EDIT PAGES!!! just make sure that your edit is right first and if you aren't sure then either stash it for later or ask a question
Warfront on woomy.app would have absolutely been a hit
my esolangs
These are in chronological order of their inception date, which I define as the date I first thought of them.
Currently, I have 23 esolangs, with only a few of them that I like.
2024 - golden era
- Nonstraightforward - My second-best work
- 🍡Dango - My best work, actually semi-original esolang
- RSI0 - commandslop lol
2025-2026 - flop era
- Redshift and Redshift-A - why
- RSI1 - commandslop II, but we all know that usually, sequels tend to be worse than the original. This is no exception.
- IF UPPERCASE KEYWORDS == ESOTERIC THEN DIE ELSE DIE END - The name and original concept was goofy but IT'S FREAKING TURING COMPLETE?!!!!! HOW!??!?!?!
- Cyclic Clockwise Rotating Contraption - what could have possibly made me make this
- I Ate 562 Metric Tons Of Air And Now I Am Floating Into The Atmosphere's Various Layers At Approximately 0.401 Meters Per Second. If I Had Not Ate That Much Air Then I Would Be Fine Right Now. Now I Have To Exhale All Of This Air. The Lesson Here Is To Not Inhale 562 Metric Tons Of Air. - unironically my third best work
2026 - mesmerizer
- Magnesium - fun fact: this was supposed to be named minigolf (see the
.mgextension) but that already exists and Magnesium was free and has the symbol Mg. Also it's not even a good golfing language :sob: - Double free
- Mixed allocators
- Use-after-free
- Problemang Sikat - Magkakaproblema ako sa pag-implement nito... At SURELY may mas magandang pangalan para dito, no?
- Tonk - The only reason it doesn't have more commands is because I don't want to have to re-implement a game with over 2,000 tanks and almost a decade of history in C++, that's very painful.
- Hater - Unintentional reference
- MY E KEY BROKE
- This RNG sucks!!! -
QuineAvoiding("This RNG sucks!!!","Yes, this RNG sucks.")- This RNG is morally interesting. Got to Tonk after around a hundred pages. - Machine of Truth -
QuineAvoiding("1",<infinite string of 1s>) - Machine of Lies -
QuineAvoiding("0",<infinite string of 0s>) - Why not join us on IRC? -
QuineAvoiding("Why not join us on IRC?","I'm asking you.") - Function key + Page Up/Down - If you're gonna drown your electronics in water to clean them, at least wait two weeks before using them again.
- 803TW48UCYGW4NRJNW4IJGJEOGNIOEGN - yodauh dioawng sigh yowar cfoeafjsi9of poa tespg sefnos tio siof eafknwaoifn afwanf9ise sog htesoi aie eoifaoeif be ...aand the website is down
2026-present - aeopgj30jgewjgoejg90eGko3g
- Very funny prank - What? You asked what's with the stuff below this? What stuff? 30 esolangs? I only have 22!
- ioWJR,FNQWrfQW0TF,0Q3TOPKFOWPKAFAEFOP,EGIOEG HINDOJV0E-OGW30OI3WG0IOJNRGEINOIEG - MY LEAST FAVORITE ONE AND WHY IS CAPS LOCK ON
- rjieyj4w0ziyj0eropj0w9kgw-0ogkq-gwei0gkegkorpgkopgkqe_fkejopgje0g90qgjwe)Pgegq - try saying that one 3 times in a row while eating H2O
- i9wr4jgowejg09ejg0ehgiw3hew9uoignw398gheoAIbg9EG9WEHTi0EHGoiWHTgioiBTtaeY%^iUYDYJEL,;WR/GWRg - bEST ESOLANG ON THIS WIK I:d
- aigieahg0jopjwogjweignweiogjw0eopl;g/,eW"t/.w/we'tgEWFA;l'avpsvp-akihsubijfndobjsopglse,dq-0toq3kgpGKeMae;lgjope - I think this is the best esolang in the world and if you disagree with me I will send you to program in JavaScript forever (not even with
"use strict";!) - i0ej90njiwogjrwiogrwj9grj90wtg0wkgesplvasfsf;sf\saf;.sa;'f.'s/fsafsa;Fsa?F,aepofet - Category:Why does this exist?
- eai0jfPIUF093qitf-q3jgaephgj0eg - this one is honestly trash
- E)Oi0oE)T3t-0aegegoegegepgkeEGryoe5uTYKryk/yf,jrAGRHsf/sh/rs.h'e,heoslp;lgd;sv.lkl )Er.gge;g.ep'shsrhrs;hhsGe*G(epgel:G. - Category:Why called, they want their esolang back
- 93qutiowtuwiokjeg093qpolaekegeglkEPOGplgrpgrGEAG?scscAcLKsvopslvslovI0sg*(EA98GIeokpGOPR;'';EP;GS;G.L;,G/EgeG - what. HOW? hOW. DOES . THat. mAKE. sENEse.
- Oh Wow anOther generic esoteric programming langUage Wow yoU are so creative - What? The redlinks? The gibberish? What're you talking about?
My favorite esolangs that I made/worked on
- Oh Wow anOther generic esoteric programming langUage Wow yoU are so creative
- 803TW48UCYGW4NRJNW4IJGJEOGNIOEGN - THsioet ios tmy sm newfo favoiraste eosgjnalg 【user:raiseafloppafan7741 | kausapin mo ako【past life・投稿】【▼(°ʌ°)▼】【Fight for what HTML deserves.】】 17:52, 31 August 2026 (UTC)
- Problemang Sikat - It's such a silly idea and I LOVE it! Implementing it though... *sigh*
- RaiseAfloppaFan's Stupid Idea 0 - I actually unironically like and dislike this at the same time. The most annoying part is figuring out how to implement libraries and sub-libraries.
- IF UPPERCASE KEYWORDS == ESOTERIC THEN DIE ELSE DIE END - I MADE THIS STUPID THING AS A JOKE AND IT'S ACTUALLY TURING-COMPLETE?!?!?!?! HOW?!?!?!?!?? YOU JUST NEED TWO INFINITE REGISTERS AND CONDITIONAL GOTO!!!!! Also my first semi-formal Turing-completeness proof.
- Dango - Yes.
Conway's game of life is mesmerizing
Places (in this wiki) you should visit
sino ba ako
i like raise a floppa and i loved playing it while it was popular (why do you think is my username "raiseafloppafan")
I mostly only edit my user page.[citation needed]
If it wasn't obvious by now, I like Undertale OST 054 - Hotel (and vocaloid)
My full home address is Universe 583,791, Pisces-Cetus Supercluster Complex, Laniakea Supercluster, Virgo Supercluster, Local Volume, Local Sheet, Local Group, Milky Way galaxy, Orion-Cygnus Arm, Local Interstellar Cloud, Local Bubble, Solar System, Inner Solar System, Earth, Asia, Southeast Asia, Philippines. Wait a second did I just dox our planet--
Rarely, usually late at night or in the early morning, I run around categorizing random pages. Happens every once in a while when I'm feeling bored and remember Special:Random exists.
I have taken a recent liking to Hypertext Markup Language (HTML) if you couldn't tell.
My current goal is to create as much Minsky machines as possible, starting with IF UPPERCASE KEYWORDS == ESOTERIC THEN DIE ELSE DIE END. Maybe HTML could have a Minsky machine division?
And also, to bring justice to Hypertext Markup Language. Justice that has been delayed for longer than brainf--k has even been around for.[citation needed]
favorite things in general
No particular order.
- C
- esoteric programming languages
- C++
- this wiki (why wouldn't I be daily active then?)
- Rust
- RaiseAfloppaFan's Stupid Idea 0 (even though I renamed, the original name stays)
- Befunge-93
- HTML (HyperText Markup Language)
- Cyclic Clockwise Rotating Contraption
- ConstantLanguage() (this is a meta-language)
- Hey stack! - syntax was so sweet I died and my body is still radiating sugar and will be for the rest of time, 10/10 would try again
- Sweat (the BF derivative)
- EsoAPI
- Vocaloid, UTAU, SynthV
- Woomy-Arras.io
- For the tanks, they are Orbital Strike, Bloodbath, Overload, UwU (Overdone tanks), FORD F150, M-61, Mini Comet, Kasane (removed), Skilsaw (removed), Tomb Raider, 360 Machine Closer (AC), Chlorine, Coronavirus, Cookie Clicker, Cookie Clickbrid, Clicker Spawner, Torchure, Oppenheimer, Security Annihilator, Mace, Despacito, Mini Solar Eclipse, Wildfowler, The Sinxinator (overdone), Nwefwoid! (overdone), Twi-Nwefwoid! (overdone), Cat O' Nine Tails (overdone), Solar Eclipse (overdone), Stweamicane (overdone), 360-Engineer (overdone), 360-Annihilator (overdone), Octo Whammy (overdone), The Universal Heat Death (overdone), I Know Where You Live (testbed), Chinook, Professor, Giga Gravy Guy, Rift Wizard, Division Bell, Ipadala, Astro Ship, Overlord Moneko, Hexa Builder, Operator
- For the bosses, they are EK-2, TAS2_56, and probably... Ascended Pentagon
- the esolangs IRC
- come to think of it, why is rarely anyone even on there?
- IF UPPERCASE KEYWORDS == ESOTERIC THEN DIE ELSE DIE END - When not trying is better than trying too hard
- That feeling when you wake up to moderate rain in the early morning
- Special:Random
- Register machines
- 803TW48UCYGW4NRJNW4IJGJEOGNIOEGN
- Tonk, the day someone makes an implementation of that language is the day the world ends.
- Making overcomplicated things
- Making simple things
things I dislike
- Segmentation faults that pop up when I think everything went right
- Overcomplication
- Simplicity
controversial section
- Note: this section is semi-satire, although I'd like to see an HTML programming language.
HTML (yes, that HTML, as in the Hypertext Markup Language), is a controversial topic. Historically, there have been two sides. One side claims HTML is a programming language, and the other argues that HTML is a markup language and can't compute anything, so it is not a programming language. HTML is just like another from another fandom I know, both have big dreams to become something they initially were not, and both have had kind of heated discussions.
HTML deserves a standardized language. HTML deserves to be a programming language. HTML must be brought the glory it has deserved for so long but has been very far out of reach. HTML shall stand up against the harsh and unfair world and prove that it can be and that it has always been capable of doing so.
Many have tried, but they have unfortunately never seen the light of day since their inception. Maybe, you can change that. You can bring HTML the glory it has deserved for so long. You can change this stalemate. You can either bring one back up or start a new one. Doesn't matter, as long as HTML finally gets the recognition it deserves.
observation about page size
The gap between Minim and the second largest page, SELECT./Hello World, is around 7,000 bytes. Then the gap between that (SELECT./Hello World) and the third largest page, PRINT/Concept Interpreter, is around 70,000 to 80,000 bytes. Then the first page below 100,000 bytes is BunnyBell at place 14, with the first below 75,000 being UserEdited in 23rd place. First one below 50,000 is Siterip at 44th place, and the first one below 25,000 being Computable at 157th place. First one below 10,000 bytes is Parse this sic: Revised at 805th place. Below 5,000 is Rail (data structure) at 2,247th place. Below or equal to 2,500 bytes are Remove Line Numbers, Total LISTP, and Container starting at 4,555th place. Below 1,250 bytes is JS-- at 6,827th place. Below 500 bytes are ™¥÷¶÷™÷ ~¦¢\¶\ ¶^\, Halting problem (language) and Deutsch, starting at 8,510th place. 250 bytes is Not a brainfuck derivative at 9,018th place, and around 300 places later are the zero-sized pages.
Based on this, we can hypothesize that the distribution of pages is most heavily concentrated in the range of 500 bytes to 10,000 bytes, with the density in that range being shifted more to the lower end somewhere between 5,000 and 1,250 bytes.
TODO: proper data analysis