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User:GenericSnow
hey there, i know a thing or two about programming languages
i currently know:
C#
Lua
Zig
probably not a new concept, but i shall make the Alphabetical Esolangs!!11!! here's the ones I've made or have planned, some have bad names and some have even worse names
- A - AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean (planned)
- B - Basically Just Java (planned)
- C - C but we automated it (planned)
- D - Dart 2 (I don't need to say it)
- E - E-Diarrhea
- F - Fallacy (1st in series)
- G - GABE (2nd in series)
- H - Hexagon
- I - I Forced 10 People To Program A Rust Compiler For 10 Million Dollars! (planned)
- J - Jordan
- K - Kraken that go float (planned)
- L - I'm keeping this name hidden because it's funny
- M - Moldy Crap
- N - Numbskull Programming Language™
- O - OwO UwU QwQ
- P - Pretty Shitty Markdown Language (PSML, planned)
- Q - Query Everything
- R - Ruby Off Rails (planned)
- S - Showoff (planned)
- T - Terry Davis I Love You (planned)
- U - Ur-Didact
- V - Verslappin
- W - Wait A Minute
- X - Xenomorph Ass (planned)
- Y - Yassified C
- Z - Zign't
The Honorable Mention Language
The honorable mention language goes here soon
Those names might change at any time if I discover the broundgreakingly better name for that letter
For example I've replaced C## with C but we automated it
I will pocket this name for later though because I want to
I might make other esolangs too so those will be down here whenever that happens I guess
pocketed names
C##
"Pseudocode" -- FYI the quotation marks are a part of the name
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GABE 2 -- You'll just see what this will be