User:Hammy

Idea (if anyone who would probably do this sees this, please do it!)

Idea: Make a page called "zap". There is subpages of it that could link to important pages/pages with long titles, like zap/nameerror6 could redirect to NameError without a quine with a quine without a quine with a quine without a quine with an iterating quine. zap/list would be a list of all "zaps".

Do the impossible. Think the unthinkable. Program the unprogrammable.

– Esolangist (talk) 17:31, 1 November 2025 (UTC)

Hello there! I will plan to make many esolangs. Also, I am User:HammyHammerhead's new account. I lost the password :( Go here to see some random things from me, like coining esolangs and a half-eaten banana.

Featured Esolang!

This changes when I want to change it

FEATURED ESOLANG

IRC

IRC is one of my favorite esolangs, as it resembles an IRC channel. Featured Examples Truth Machine channel.irc /nick keymaker /join #esolangs /quit "The interpreter did an oopsie." main.irc * keymaker has joined #esolangs * truthy has joined #esolangs * commenter has joined #esolangs * keymaker sets mode: +v truthy <input> Hey, truthy. <truthy> I'm myself minus 48. <commenter> Thanks for taking input as a number, truthy. * truthy changes topic to output <if> truthy, are you less than 2? <output> What's your value, truthy? <if> truthy, are you equal to 1? <jump> Let's talk about output. * keymaker has quit IRC

My Esolangs

@ means i like this esolang.

@@ means i really like it.

@@@ means i really, REALLY like it.

t = turing complete

j = joke

u = user edited

b = bf derivative

? = Computational class unknown

I made these

2025

Name	Rating (my opinion)	Rating (EQRS)
Alphacode @ ?	25	0 (WHYYYYY)
Superlang (I started the project) @@@ u ?	75	20
Its random @@ t j	50	50 (finally, we agree)

im making the rest a table soon don't worry

Esolang made with AI @ ? i ran out of ideas so I made this

Flux (Esolangist) @@@ ? The name was cool but someone already took it

User talk:User:Main page/w/wiki/User:NotPrySigneToFry/what @@@@ u ? what

Rotato @@ ?

Brainturn @ t b

InterpretIt @@@ t

What the Branflakes @@@ b t

Wikitext @@@@ ?

Craftunge @@@@ ?

Whimsyx @@@ ¿ (probably turing complete)

Myoozik @@@@

I contributed to these

2025

The craziest esolang @@@

User:/nil @@

Collabi (technically mine, but still listed here cuz why not) @@@

RSI0 @@@@ (one of my favourite esolangs)

Goodbye!

Goodbye (for now)