User:Hammy
| Idea: Make a page called "zap". There is subpages of it that could link to important pages/pages with long titles, like zap/nameerror6 could redirect to NameError without a quine with a quine without a quine with a quine without a quine with an iterating quine. zap/list would be a list of all "zaps". |
Do the impossible. Think the unthinkable. Program the unprogrammable.
– Esolangist (talk) 17:31, 1 November 2025 (UTC)
Hello there! I will plan to make many esolangs. Also, I am User:HammyHammerhead's new account. I lost the password :( Go here to see some random things from me, like coining esolangs and a half-eaten banana.[1]
Check out MicroWeb, my version of the internet.[2]
Featured Esolang!
This changes when I want to change it
| IRC |
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IRC is one of my favorite esolangs, as it resembles an IRC channel.
Featured ExamplesTruth Machinekeymaker.irc/nick keymaker /join #esolangs /quit "The interpreter did an oopsie." esolangs.irc* keymaker has joined #esolangs * truthy has joined #esolangs * commenter has joined #esolangs * keymaker sets mode: +v truthy <input> Hey, truthy. <truthy> I'm myself minus 48. <commenter> Thanks for taking input as a number, truthy. * truthy changes topic to output <if> truthy, are you less than 2? <output> What's your value, truthy? <if> truthy, are you equal to 1? <jump> Let's talk about output. * keymaker has quit IRC CalculatorTakes 2 numbers and a symbol. The symbol can be + (add), - (subtract), * (multiply), / (divide) or ^ (power) calculator.irc/nick calculator /join #calc /quit "Don't divide by 0!" calc.irc* calculator has joined #calc * num1 has joined #calc * num2 has joined #calc * op has joined #calc * result has joined #calc * calculator sets mode: +v num1 * calculator sets mode: +v num2 * calculator sets mode: +v op <input> Hey, num1. <input> Hey, num2. <input> Hey, op. <num1> I'm myself minus 48. <num2> I'm myself minus 48. <if> op, are you equal to 43? <jump> Off topic: Let's talk about adding. <if> op, are you equal to 45? <jump> Off topic: Let's talk about subtracting. <if> op, are you equal to 42? <jump> Off topic: Let's talk about multiplication. <if> op, are you equal to 47? <jump> Off topic: Let's talk about division. <if> op, are you equal to 94? <jump> Off topic: Let's talk about exponentation. * calculator has quit IRC (Quit: Program complete. If you didn't see any numbers, ) * calculator changes topic to 'adding' <result> I'm num1 plus num2. <jump> Let's get back on topic. * calculator changes topic to 'subtracting' <result> I'm num1 minus num2. <jump> Let's get back on topic. * calculator changes topic to 'multiplication' <result> I'm num1 times num2. <jump> Let's get back on topic. * calculator changes topic to 'division' <result> I'm num1 divided by num2. <jump> Let's get back on topic. * calculator changes topic to 'exponentation' <result> I'm num1 to the power of num2. <jump> Let's get back on topic. |
My Esolangs
@ means i like this esolang.
@@ means i really like it.
@@@ means i really, REALLY like it.
t = turing complete
j = joke
u = user edited
b = bf derivative
? = Computational class unknown
I made these
2025
| Name | Rating (my opinion) | Rating (EQRS) |
|---|---|---|
| Alphacode @ ? | 25 | 0 (WHYYYYY) |
| Superlang (I started the project) @@@ u ? | 75 | 20 |
| Its random @@ t j | 50 | 50 (finally, we agree) |
im making the rest a table soon don't worry
Esolang made with AI @ ? i ran out of ideas so I made this
Flux (Esolangist) @@@ ? The name was cool but someone already took it
User talk:User:Main page/w/wiki/User:NotPrySigneToFry/what @@@@ u ? what
Rotato @@ ?
Brainturn @ t b
InterpretIt @@@ t
What the Branflakes @@@ b t
Wikitext @@@@ ?
Craftunge @@@@ ?
Whimsyx @@@ ¿ (probably turing complete)
Myoozik @@@@
I contributed to these
2025
User:/nil @@
Collabi (technically mine, but still listed here cuz why not) @@@
RSI0 @@@@ (one of my favourite esolangs)
Goodbye!
Goodbye (for now)