Translated Shakespeare
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1. Take the Hello World program in Shakespeare:
The Infamous Hello World Program.
Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.
Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
hero and thyself! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: The praising of Juliet.
[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
black cat! Speak thy mind!
[Exit Juliet]
Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.
[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
Thou art as beautiful as the difference between Romeo and the square
of a huge green peaceful tree. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]
Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.
Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
mind!
Juliet:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.
[Enter Ophelia]
Juliet:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!
Ophelia:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!
[Exeunt]
2. Put it in translate chain:
Yandex - English -> Emoji -> Chinese -> English
3. The result is:
The classic Hello world program.
Romeo, a young man with extraordinary patience.
Mia, an amazing young woman.
Baby, the more incredible women have enemies in the area.
Area, with the originality of beer/MS
Act One: The area of ignorance and vanity.
Act One: Romeo's insult.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
House construction:
Your lies are fools among a lot of half-witted cowards!
You insulted the difference between elegant fruity adventures
Hero and you! Say what you think!
Your patience, your fat little thing is stuffed with fake shit
Old shit hero and a beautiful fair warm and peaceful sunny summer
One day. You ate the difference in the sum
Sweet rose and my father and yourself! Say what you think!
You are afraid of yourself and the sum of differences
Between the great powers, Britain and a horse. Say what you think.
Say what you think!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene 2: The queen's praise.
[Enter Robin]
House construction:
You are Romeo and his horse and his
Black cat! Say what you think!
[Exit Robin]
Scene 3: Praise Diana.
[Enter Robin]
House construction:
You are the lovely difference between Romeo and Square
The huge green tranquility of the forest. Say what you think!
You are the center of a big country town and also my center
There is no beautiful wallet. Say what you think!
You are the product of love in the blue clear candy sky
There is also a squirrel and a white horse. You are so beautiful
The difference between Madonna and prayer. Say what you think!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]
Act 2: The sky behind.
Scene 1: Dialogue between Romeo and Juliet.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
Say what you think. Are you worried about our sum &
The difference between my little smooth hamster and my nose. Told you
mind!
princess:
Say what you think! Your weakness! Our little
The difference between my little pony The difference between squares
And the cube of your big furry dog and your poor little guy
Guardian. Say what you think!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene 2: The princess and the queen say.
[Enter Robin]
princess:
You are worthy of the cross between Romeo and a little man
Livestock and bugs. Say what you think!
princess:
You are the conscience between Romeo and twice
The difference between Christmas and algae box! say
Your mind!
[Exeunt]
That wasn't even bad!
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