Translated Poetic

Translated Poetic is an esolang made by User:None1. It is Poetic but horribly translated by Google & Baidu. (however you can add more or choose a another pair of translators for an even more horrible translation!) Note that unlike most languages, Poetic programs are very close to human language.

1. Take this program (as an example):

the proverbial "unconsciousness"

i was already aware
i had understood fully

i saw the devil
i was perfectly still
involuntarily i paused

there said i:
my sheer consciousness
of certain given circumstances
i noticed
it's nothing
     nothing
     nothing any man wouldn't learn

a way of finding these
i know not

nothing common or typical
and yet (somehow)
very little thought
will normally resolve every contradiction

a foolish heart -> an eternal misfortune

2. Translate:

Google: English -> Simplified Chinese -> Hebrew -> Thai (Treat as Lao) -> Cantonese (Treat as Simplified Chinese) -> Romanian -> Latin -> Miao -> Russian
Baidu: Russian -> Classical Chinese (Treat as Simplified Chinese)
Google: Simplified Chinese -> English

3. Result? Here you go:

What is the name?

Photography

I know it all.

I saw that ghost.

The sound stopped my words,

I did not want to stop.

I said:
I heard it.

I know it clearly,

I accept everything.

But

No one can learn it.

How can I get it?

I don't know.

There is no such thing as a plain man,

But I don't know.

Think about it.

There are many disputes.

The heart of madness: eternal curse

4. PoeticFuck translation, if you wonder:

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It has unmatched brackets.