Translated ORK/islptng

(ORK in the hell: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwttttttttttttttttffffffffffffffff)

1. Take that 24K Pure Shit

Are you lucky?
Seven?
A person with practical skills.
toy.
This is a free period.
Good luck to you
02/BZ Haranichikuri, Haranichikuri.ci
The battle is over!

2.放入太上老君的炼丹炉中烧上114514小时，使用锤子敲打114514次，灌入氢氧化钠，灌入盐酸。

Baidu: English-Bulgarian(Treat as Russian)-English <repeat 3 times>
Apple: English-Korean-Thai
Baidu: Thai-Korean-Chinese
Myself: Chinese-English(It won't be accurate because I'm not a translator)

This should be the first that includes a human translation!

3.千足金（shi3）！

You. Have got bravery? It's true.
Useful technologies owns human.
Game. Free. Moment.
Success is yours. Yes.
02/BZ
Won I-ri
Won-I-ri
This. All. Sun.

4.Crazier: User:Translated ORK/Translated ORK PSTF 23(This is my first time to use your userpage)←更加的优(dà)秀(fèn)