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exploring the bliss pit
conductive : heat
circular grill ∈ conductive Table-type objects
macros ≈ macross ? ❌
- a group of parks CONTAINS meat
- a group of parks CONTAINS Table-type objects
A bliss-pit = a large dug-out pit
source : process of sourcing a circular grill from a reduction of a group of parks
a group: set + operation group representation, as matrices; operator: matrix multiplication ... can't quite get a group formulation
Dogs will eat meat they can reach off of the grills.
There are dogs. There are grills. There is meat. Some meat is reachable. Reachable meat is eaten (from grills).
- if the current conductive Table-type object is a grill, a non-grill is sourced and thrown into the pit
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- meat reachable spatio-temporal state causes the meat to be eaten from a grill, or burnt otherwise, Attention shifts to the next conductive Table-type object.
- meat unreachable spatio-temporal state, if the current conductive Table-type object is a grill, another grill is sourced (in addition to the non-grill that was sourced at 1.) and thrown into the pit.
- transition to next spatio-temporal state
python interpreter: ablisspit.py
import random, sys
ADJ = [ 'metal', 'rusty', 'brass', 'bronze', 'chrome-plated', 'steel', 'aluminium', 'chromium', 'iron', 'cast iron', 'copper', 'tarnished', 'corroded', 'dented', 'shiny', 'gleaming', 'scratched', 'embossed', 'electroplated', 'enamelled', ]
THING = [ 'footstool', 'barstool', 'side-table', 'coffee table', 'bench', 'speaker housing', 'appliance case', 'drum', 'bathtub', 'tabletop', 'shelving fragment', 'stool', 'miniature cabinet', 'worktop', 'container', 'sink', ]
def nongrill(n):
random.seed(n)
return f'{random.choice(ADJ)} {random.choice(THING)}'
def indef(s, upper=0):
eu = 'n' if s[0] in 'aeiou' else ''
return f'{"aA"[upper]}{eu} {s}'
def main():
pit_state = sys.argv[1]
objects = sys.argv[2]
adj = object_ptr = pit_ptr = 0
print(f'Bliss Pit spatio-temporal dimensionality reduction: {pit_state}')
print('Initial table-like objects:', ', '.join('circular grill' if obj == 'G' else nongrill(i) for i, obj in enumerate(objects)))
print('#'*18)
while object_ptr < len(objects):
state = pit_state[pit_ptr % len(pit_state)]
table_like = objects[object_ptr]
name = 'circular grill' if table_like == 'G' else nongrill(object_ptr)
verb = 'continue' if adj == 'the same' else 'are'
thing = indef(name) if not adj else f'{adj} {name}'
print(f'\nThe dogs in the bliss pit {verb} snarling and yapping at {thing}.')
if table_like == 'G':
newname = nongrill(len(objects))
print(f'{indef(newname, 1)} is sourced and tumbles into the pit.')
objects += 'n'
if state == 'r':
if table_like == 'G':
print(f'The dogs snatch the meat from the {name} and hungrily devour it.')
else:
print(f'The meat on the {name} burns. The dogs gnash their teeth and salivate wildly.')
object_ptr += 1
adj = 'a new'
elif state == 'u':
print(f'The dogs cannot reach the {name}. They snarl in fury.')
adj = 'the same'
if table_like == 'G':
print('A circular grill is sourced and tumbles into the pit.')
objects += 'G'
pit_ptr += 1
print('\nThere are no more conductive table-like objects cooking meat in the pit!')
print('The dogs rage without meat.')
if __name__ == '__main__':
main()
running Grill Tag#Example:
python ablisspit.py rurur GGnGGn
produces:
Bliss Pit spatio-temporal dimensionality reduction: rurur Initial table-like objects: circular grill, circular grill, rusty side-table, circular grill, circular grill, enamelled bathtub ################## The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a circular grill. An electroplated side-table is sourced and tumbles into the pit. The dogs snatch the meat from the circular grill and hungrily devour it. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new circular grill. A copper bench is sourced and tumbles into the pit. The dogs cannot reach the circular grill. They snarl in fury. A circular grill is sourced and tumbles into the pit. The dogs in the bliss pit continue snarling and yapping at the same circular grill. A shiny stool is sourced and tumbles into the pit. The dogs snatch the meat from the circular grill and hungrily devour it. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new rusty side-table. The dogs cannot reach the rusty side-table. They snarl in fury. The dogs in the bliss pit continue snarling and yapping at the same rusty side-table. The meat on the rusty side-table burns. The dogs gnash their teeth and salivate wildly. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new circular grill. An electroplated barstool is sourced and tumbles into the pit. The dogs snatch the meat from the circular grill and hungrily devour it. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new circular grill. A shiny container is sourced and tumbles into the pit. The dogs cannot reach the circular grill. They snarl in fury. A circular grill is sourced and tumbles into the pit. The dogs in the bliss pit continue snarling and yapping at the same circular grill. An iron tabletop is sourced and tumbles into the pit. The dogs snatch the meat from the circular grill and hungrily devour it. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new enamelled bathtub. The dogs cannot reach the enamelled bathtub. They snarl in fury. The dogs in the bliss pit continue snarling and yapping at the same enamelled bathtub. The meat on the enamelled bathtub burns. The dogs gnash their teeth and salivate wildly. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new electroplated side-table. The meat on the electroplated side-table burns. The dogs gnash their teeth and salivate wildly. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new copper bench. The dogs cannot reach the copper bench. They snarl in fury. The dogs in the bliss pit continue snarling and yapping at the same copper bench. The meat on the copper bench burns. The dogs gnash their teeth and salivate wildly. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new circular grill. A bronze drum is sourced and tumbles into the pit. The dogs cannot reach the circular grill. They snarl in fury. A circular grill is sourced and tumbles into the pit. The dogs in the bliss pit continue snarling and yapping at the same circular grill. A tarnished sink is sourced and tumbles into the pit. The dogs snatch the meat from the circular grill and hungrily devour it. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new shiny stool. The meat on the shiny stool burns. The dogs gnash their teeth and salivate wildly. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new electroplated barstool. The dogs cannot reach the electroplated barstool. They snarl in fury. The dogs in the bliss pit continue snarling and yapping at the same electroplated barstool. The meat on the electroplated barstool burns. The dogs gnash their teeth and salivate wildly. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new shiny container. The dogs cannot reach the shiny container. They snarl in fury. The dogs in the bliss pit continue snarling and yapping at the same shiny container. The meat on the shiny container burns. The dogs gnash their teeth and salivate wildly. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new circular grill. A scratched worktop is sourced and tumbles into the pit. The dogs snatch the meat from the circular grill and hungrily devour it. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new iron tabletop. The dogs cannot reach the iron tabletop. They snarl in fury. The dogs in the bliss pit continue snarling and yapping at the same iron tabletop. The meat on the iron tabletop burns. The dogs gnash their teeth and salivate wildly. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new bronze drum. The dogs cannot reach the bronze drum. They snarl in fury. The dogs in the bliss pit continue snarling and yapping at the same bronze drum. The meat on the bronze drum burns. The dogs gnash their teeth and salivate wildly. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new circular grill. A steel coffee table is sourced and tumbles into the pit. The dogs snatch the meat from the circular grill and hungrily devour it. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new tarnished sink. The dogs cannot reach the tarnished sink. They snarl in fury. The dogs in the bliss pit continue snarling and yapping at the same tarnished sink. The meat on the tarnished sink burns. The dogs gnash their teeth and salivate wildly. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new scratched worktop. The dogs cannot reach the scratched worktop. They snarl in fury. The dogs in the bliss pit continue snarling and yapping at the same scratched worktop. The meat on the scratched worktop burns. The dogs gnash their teeth and salivate wildly. The dogs in the bliss pit are snarling and yapping at a new steel coffee table. The meat on the steel coffee table burns. The dogs gnash their teeth and salivate wildly. There are no more conductive table-like objects cooking meat in the pit! The dogs rage without meat.
Neat spec. Amazed, maybe worried, that it made some kind of sense to me. Salpynx (talk) 12:59, 4 May 2026 (UTC)
termination
The above program terminates due to Abysys? (unverified claim)