ShitLang

Not to be confused with Shitlang.

ShitLang

Shitlang is the best worst programming language ever, created in 2022

history

ok so basically this was a programming language that was going to be just renamed lua but then since im lazy it got cancelled now i am making a new version of this that isnt lua also do not expect a compiler/interpreter for this

things in shitlang

instructions:

print something to the console:
writetoconsole /w=("string")

a comment:
acomcoOCMEORMWERJWNEFIUHDFASDUHFDYUFASUDFS*/comment goes here*/SFDUSAFUYDFHUDSAFDHUIFENWJREWMROEMCOocmoca

print something to the console, but add gibberish to it:
writetoconsosdfadsnfnfdbDSFDHBDJKSDKSDKSFSKJHFBKJBSJBHGJDBSJDJKBJKHJKBJHBJHBle /w=("string")

print a number:
writetoconsole /n=(2)

define variables (string):
variable vartype=(STRING), varname="name", value="John"

define variables (number):
variable vartype=(INTEGER), varname="age", value="30"

end program:
end

crash:
KNJKNSADKFJNSADKJFNSKLJFANASDKLJFNSADFKJNSDKJFNASDKJFNSDKFNSDKJFSDNKJFNAKJNDFNADJKNFDNNDNNNNDNDNDNDNDN

newline:
\n

use a lot of memory:
GOOGLECHROME

crash the os somehow:
freeminecraft

god i am tired of doing this

(not putting an end statement makes the program loop)

examples

hello world:

writetoconsole /w=("Hello, World!", \n)
end

pc exploder o matic:

GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME, GOOGLECHROME

do not use this programming language:

KNJKNSADKFJNSADKJFNSKLJFANASDKLJFNSADFKJNSDKJFNASDKJFNSDKFNSDKJFSDNKJFNAKJNDFNADJKNFDNNDNNNNDNDNDNDNDN, freeminecraft

if someone creates a real compiler/interpreter for this, please tell it in the talk tab