Poetic LOLWICNETP

Poetic LOLWICNETP is an esolang invented by User:Unname4798, inspired by lol waht i cant edit talk pages, it is a member of the Poetic family.

Commands

1-2 letters: (x, y) Increase x's value by y
3 letters: (x, y) Decrease x's value by y
4 letters: (x) Set a variable x to user input (number)
5 letters: (x) Output x as a number
6 letters: (x) Output x as an ASCII character
7 letters: (x, y) Start (while x=y-1) loop
8+ letters: End while loop

Truth machine

Work, machine!
Truth machine!
Machine, machine, on!
Truth machine!
Pancakes for you!

(Note: "for you" part decreases an undefined variable by 0, this halting the program)