Ima güte. Ima dança

Ima güte. Ima dança is a Joke language made by User:BODOKE2801e, it just doesn't make sense

Syntax

Syntax	Action
Say "Hello" to [x]!	Creates new variable x
BEGONE [x]!!!!	Deletes the variable x
Is [x] a dog? a cat? no, it's a [y].	Sets var x to y
踊 [x].	Outputs x
Senta na [x].	Sets x to the user's input
Ha? [x], [y], [z] wa.	Adds x and y together and sets it to var z
Ha? [x], [y], [z] na.	Subtracts x and y together and sets it to var z
Ha? [x], [y], [z] da.	Multiplies x and y together and sets it to var z
Ha? [x], [y], [z] pa.	Divides x and y together and sets it to var z
Ha? [x], [y], [z] ka.	Moduloes x and y together and sets it to var z
It's [y], but not [x] time...	Jumps to the corresponding Im [y] lazy to type [x]... with the same x if y is 0
Im [y] lazy to type [x]...	Jumps to the corresponding It's [y], but not [x] time... with the same x if y isn't 0

Spaces in variables are allowed

Quotes in text are for marking normal text

Complex

These are way more complex

Syntax	Description
Im gon	Ends the program
Everything shall be [x]	Sets all variables to x
Like	True is the same
Dislike	False is the same
if [x] do end	If x is true, execute all commands before an nein
nein	Ends a thing
while [x] do end	While x is true, runs all code repeatedly up untill a nein, where it will loop back to the start
put 100 million tsar bombas in the core of the earth	Deletes all variables
踊りだせ [x]	Prints x twice
Can [x] not be not [y]?	If x and y are the same, outputs true, else, false
Can [x] not be not greater not than [y]	If x is greater than y outputs true, else, false
XXXXX [x]	Negates x
A [x], [y]	x AND y
O [x], [y]	x OR y
XO [x], [y]	x XOR y
is [x] like [y]?	if x and have the same amount of characters, outputs true, else, false

Examples

Hello World

踊 "Hello World!".

Factorial

Takes input from the user and outputs it's factorial

Say "Hello" to Unpaid finances!
Senta na Unpaid finances.
Say "Hello" to Paid finances!
Ha? Unpaid finances, "1", Paid finances na.
It's Paid finances, but not running time...
Ha? Unpaid finances, Paid finances, Unpaid finances da.
Ha? Paid finances, "1", Paid finances na.
Im Paid finances lazy to type running...
踊 Unpaid finances