Ima güte. Ima dança

Ima güte. Ima dança is a Joke language made by User:BODOKE2801e, it just doesn't make sense

Syntax

Syntax	Action
Say "Hello" to [x]!	Creates new variable x
BEGONE [x]!!!!	Deletes the variable x
Is [x] a dog? a cat? no, it's a [y].	Sets var x to y
踊 [x]	Outputs x
Senta na [x].	Sets x to the user's input
Ha? [x], [y], [z] wa.	Adds x and y together and sets it to var z
Ha? [x], [y], [z] na.	Subtracts x and y together and sets it to var z
Ha? [x], [y], [z] da.	Multiplies x and y together and sets it to var z
Ha? [x], [y], [z] pa.	Divides x and y together and sets it to var z
Ha? [x], [y], [z] ka.	Moduloes x and y together and sets it to var z
It's [y], but not [x] time...	Jumps to the corresponding Im [y] lazy to type [x]... with the same x if y is 0
Im [y] lazy to type [x]...	Jumps to the corresponding It's [y], but not [x] time... with the same x if y isn't 0

Spaces in variables are allowed

Quotes in text are for marking normal text

Complex

These are way more complex

Syntax	Description	Reason
Im gon	Ends the program	If the program is gone, what will execute it
Everything shall be [x]	Sets all variables to x
Like	True is the same
Dislike	False is the same
if [x] do end	If x is true, execute all commands before an nein
nein	Ends a thing
while [x] do end	While x is true, runs all code repeatedly up untill a nein, where it will loop back to the start
put 100 million tsar bombas in the core of the earth	Deletes all variables	that destroys the earth, if the earth had variables, the variables will be lost and or broken to atoms
踊りだせ [x]	Prints x twice	"踊" means "Dance" in japanese, "踊りだせ" means "Start dancing",
Can [x] not be not [y]?	If x and y are the same, outputs true, else, false	the nots cancel out
Can [x] not be not greater not than not [y]	If x is greater than y outputs true, else, false	the nots cancel out
XXXXX [x]	Negates x
A [x], [y]	x AND y
O [x], [y]	x OR y
XO [x], [y]	x XOR y
is [x] like [y]?	if x and have the same amount of characters, outputs true, else, false
TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE	Like rockstar's Take it to the top

Examples

Hello World

踊 "Hello World!"

Cat

Say "Hello" to Unpaid finances
Senta na Unpaid finances
踊 Unpaid finances

Factorial

Takes input from the user and outputs it's factorial

Say "Hello" to Unpaid finances!
Senta na Unpaid finances.
Say "Hello" to Paid finances!
Ha? Unpaid finances, "1", Paid finances na.
It's Paid finances, but not running time...
Ha? Unpaid finances, Paid finances, Unpaid finances da.
Ha? Paid finances, "1", Paid finances na.
Im Paid finances lazy to type running...
踊 Unpaid finances  

Quine

踊り出せ 踊り出せ

FizzBuzz

Added horizontal tabs for it to look pretty

Say "Hello" to Unpaid finances
Is Unpaid finances a dog? a cat? no, it's a 1.
while XXXXX Unpaid finances is like "100"? do end
	Ha? Unpaid finances, "15", Paid finances ka.
	if Can Paid finances not be not "0"? do end
		踊 "FizzBuzz"
		TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
	nein
	Ha? Unpaid finances, "3", Paid finances ka.
	if Can Paid finances not be not "0"? do end
		踊 "Fizz"
		TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
	nein
	Ha? Unpaid finances, "5", Paid finances ka.
	if Can Paid finances not be not "0"? do end
		踊 "Buzz"
		TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
	nein
	踊 Unpaid finances
nein

Without horizontal bars

Say "Hello" to Unpaid finances
Is Unpaid finances a dog? a cat? no, it's a 1.
while XXXXX Unpaid finances is like "100"? do end
Ha? Unpaid finances, "15", Paid finances ka.
if Can Paid finances not be not "0"? do end
踊 "FizzBuzz"
TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
nein
Ha? Unpaid finances, "3", Paid finances ka.
if Can Paid finances not be not "0"? do end
踊 "Fizz"
TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
nein
Ha? Unpaid finances, "5", Paid finances ka.
if Can Paid finances not be not "0"? do end
踊 "Buzz"
TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
nein
踊 Unpaid finances
nein

Fibonacci sequence

Preetified

Say "Hello" to unpaid finances
Is unpaid finances a dog? a cat? no, it's a 1
Say "Hello" to unpaid bills
Is unpaid bills a dog? a cat? no, it's a 1
Say "Hello" to paid finances
while true do end
	Ha? unpaid finances, unpaid bills, paid finances wa
	踊 unpaid finances
	Is unpaid finances a dog? a cat? no, it's a unpaid bills
	Is unpaid bills a dog? a cat? no, it's a paid finances
nein

Not prettified

Say "Hello" to unpaid finances
Is unpaid finances a dog? a cat? no, it's a 1
Say "Hello" to unpaid bills
Is unpaid bills a dog? a cat? no, it's a 1
Say "Hello" to paid finances
while true do end
Ha? unpaid finances, unpaid bills, paid finances wa
踊 unpaid finances
Is unpaid finances a dog? a cat? no, it's a unpaid bills
Is unpaid bills a dog? a cat? no, it's a paid finances
nein