Globglogabgalab

Globglogabgalab is a joke esolang created by cinnamony based on a meme.

Commands

I am the Globglogabgalab. is what begins the script.

The is a print command.

You put wabble after a letter to print that letter if it is after The.

Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab moves the pointer left.

Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap moves the pointer right.

I am the yeast of thoughts and minds outputs memory cell at pointer in ASCII.

Simply delicious asks for input and saves it to memory cell at pointer.

I'm full of increments or decrements the counter.

When using I'm full of, you have to end it with kind, shwibbly increments the memory cell at pointer, and liber decrements the memory cell at pointer.

Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid and Ohm, ha ha ha ha act like BF'S square brackets.

Examples

Cat

I am the Globglogabgalab.
I'm full of shwibbly kind.
Ooh, ha ha, mmm, splendid
  Simply delicious
  I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
Ohm, ha ha ha ha

Hello World

I am the Globglogabgalab.
The Hwabble ewabble lwabble lwabble owabble Wwabble owabble rwabble lwabble dwabble

Kiwiscript

I am the Globglogabgalab.
The kwabble iwabble wwabble iwabble

Turing-completeness proof

You already know what this is

BF	GL
<	Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
>	Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
.	I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
,	Simply delicious
+	I'm full of shwibbly kind
-	I'm full of liber kind
[	Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
]	Ohm, ha ha ha ha

Comments

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