Glassman

Glassman is an esoteric programming language made by cinnamony based on the song Mister Glassman.

Commands

Let's paint a picture

This starts the script.

So nervously he looks around

This asks for input.

In front of fans rappin' fast

This outputs the cell at memory pointer in ASCII.

A few years later when now it's prom season

This moves the memory pointer right.

You're in class

This moves the memory pointer left.

And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead

This increments the cell at memory pointer

Don't be shy kid, make your own fate

This decrements the cell at memory pointer.

Even if you think you're bullet proof

This acts like BF's opening [ bracket.

I am glass and so are you

This acts like BF's closing ] bracket.

They're calling her

This prints the text infront.

Woppity wop

This ends the script, just like it ends the song.

Examples

Cat

An infinitely repeating cat program, which terminates on a null character input, is presented:

Let's paint a picture
And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
Even if you think you're bullet proof
    So nervously he looks around
    In front of fans rappin' fast
I am glass and so are you
Woppity wop

Hello World

Let's paint a picture
They're calling her Hello, world!
Woppity wop

Truth-machine

This program implements a truth-machine:

Let's paint a picture
So nervously he looks around
A few years later when now it's prom season
And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
Even if you think you're bullet proof
  A few years later when now it's prom season
  And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
  And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
  And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
  And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
  And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
  And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
  Even if you think you're bullet proof
    You're in class
    You're in class
    Don't be shy kid, make your own fate
    A few years later when now it's prom season
    A few years later when now it's prom season
    Don't be shy kid, make your own fate
  I am glass and so are you
  You're in class
  Don't be shy kid, make your own fate
I am glass and so are you
You're in class
Even if you think you're bullet proof
  They're calling her 1
I am glass and so are you
They're calling her 0
Woppity wop

Interpreter

• Common Lisp implementation of the Glassman programming language.