Feta

Overview

Feta is a joke programming language created by Nicholas Smith as a glitch to the BBC question about false programming languages on 30 May, 2013. It contains only one instruction: "WRITE", that prints "H3110 W0R1D" in an external text file named "0WTPWT.txt". It was designed to be an April Fools Joke on the GlobalGameDevelopersForum site.

Syntax

Syntax is very simple: The one instruction allowed "WRITE".

Example

WRITE

Implementation

Zayne was here and this is his implementation

i = input("Enter Command: ")
if i != 'WRITE':
      print("")
else:
      file = open("0WTPWT.txt","w") 
      file.write("H3110 W0R1D")
      file.close()

And, User:A was here and this is his implementation(in C++):

#include <bits/stdc++.h>
int main(){
    freopen("0WTPWT.txt","w",stdout);
    char code[1000];
    scanf("%s",&code);
    if(code=="WRITE")printf("H3110 W0R1D");
    fclose("0WTPWT.txt");      
    return 0;
}

And... User:BadBoyHaloCat presents to you... Feta.js

const fsp = require('fs').promises;

(async () => {
    let code = await fsp.readFile(process.argv[2], 'utf-8');
    if (code.includes("WRITE")) await fsp.writeFile('0WTPWT.txt', 'H3110 W0R1D');
})();

Here is User:masalt's Feta implementation:

while True:
    i=input(">> ")
    if i=='WRITE':
        file=open("0WTPWT.txt","w") 
        file.write("H3110 W0R1D")
        file.close()

See also

• Pizza