8 Byte Lang :/
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8 Byte Lang :/ is a joke esolang created by User:Rhombicosidodecahedron. It is designed so that it's interpreter in Python is 8 bytes long.
Functionality
Basically no functionality. It's 8 byte interpreter is:
print(1)
All it does is, no matter the code, print 1. that's it.
However, this does mean you can literally write anything in the code and it will not affect anything. so you can write:
print(1) return 1 print 1 Hello, World! what am i doing here lol nfeuifbgougbuisbfowebrigbeoipegfuorwqpbgorbfubu 8 Byte Lang :/ is a joke esolang created b h pickle.UnpicklingError EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALERT! 1!!!!! yo i'm thicc and i'm askew dunno what else to write here lol Alert(1) Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu Brainfuck is not recognized as the name of a cmdlet, function, script file, or operable program. Check the spelling of the name, or if a path was included, verify that the path is correct and try again.
and it won't throw an error and do the thing you want it to do!
Examples
Display 1
Quine
1
Solve 0+1
Print the integer between 0 and 2
XKCD Random Number divided by 4
chosenByFairDiceRollGuaranteedToBeRandom() / 4
The answer to exp(25/2 e^cosh(e^π) cos(1/2 (3375/4096 - (15/16 - (7 π)/9)^3 - (269 π)/256 + (245 π^2)/144 - (343 π^3)/729))) (1 - 19/42 (1 + cos(e^π)) cos(1/2 (-13824/343 - (-24/7 - (28 π)/29)^3 - (6709 π)/203 - (8064 π^2)/841 - (21952 π^3)/24389)))
i'm running out of ideas
Interpreter
Python & others (8 bytes)
print(1)
JavaScript (14 bytes)
console.log(1)
Brainfuck (21 bytes)
+++++++[>+++++++<-]>,
JSFuck (1756 bytes)
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