User:Aadenboy/Not temperature

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This is a silly idea.

  • 0ºC = 32ºF.
  • Let's say that, for whatever reason, 0ºC + 0ºC = 64ºF.
    • Therefore, 2*0ºC = 64ºF.
    • Therefore, 64ºF - 0ºC = 0ºC, or 32ºF.
    • Contradiction: 64ºF ≠ 32ºF.
    • Let's ignore this. 0ºC = 32ºF, 64ºF, etc.
    • n0ºC = n32ºF.
  • 0ºC = ℕºF.
    • 32ºF ≠ ℕºC!
    • Though, 0ºC = 32ºF = ℕºF. Ignoring this.
  • 1ºC = 33.8ºF.
    • 1ºC + 0ºC = 65.8ºF?
    • 1ºC + 0ºC = 1ºC = 33.8ºF = 65.8ºF?
    • Delta 1.8; 1ºC = ℕºF + 1.8ºF.