Translated Drive-In Window

Translated Drive-In Window is an esolang invented by User:None1. It is Drive-In Window but horribly translated.

1. Program

Hi, welcome to Spill_The_Beans. Here is a menu.

Vodka: $50

Here are your sides.

Truth Serum: $2

May I take your order?

OK, how much money should Person 1 have?
Let's just do this until Person 1 has no more money!
Person 1 would also like the Vodka, hold the Truth Serum.
Let's just do this until Person 1 has no more money!
Person 1 will pay for his order!
Person 1 has no more money!
Person 1 has no more money!
Person 1 would also like the Vodka, hold the Truth Serum.
Person 1 will pay for his order!
Just wait while we decide...

OK, that will be $48. Thanks for coming!

2. Translation

Baidu: English -> Simplified Chinese -> Arabic -> Miao (Detect as Estonian) -> Classical Chinese -> English

3. Result

I'm glad to meet you. Xinhan Spring is brilliant and green, singing along the long river everywhere.
I am special: to US dollars
On a new day.
[Living together] Qingyang's right side has come to an end. Go down, ya n. Go down
You know what?
What can I do for you, please?
I don't need your help!
Because I am particularly fond of alcohol.
I don't need your help!
You look good!!
Good!!
Good!!
Because I am particularly fond of alcohol.
You look good!!
[Or] Emperor Gaoxin's Imperial Concubine---
Surprise the botanical garden, get back dollars!