Translated Befunge

Translated Befunge is an esolang made by User:None1. It is Befunge but horribly translated by Baidu & Microsoft. (however you can add more or choose a another pair of translators for an even more horrible translation!) Note that Befunge programs are very far from human language.

Steps:

1. Take this program (as an example):

7^DN>vA
v_#v? v
7^<""""
3  ACGT
90!""""
4*:>>>v
+8^-1,<
> ,+,@)

2. Translate

Baidu: English -> Classical Chinese (Treat it as Simplified Chinese) -> Russian
Microsoft: Russian -> Hebrew -> Spanish
Baidu: Spanish -> Dutch -> English
Google Translate: English -> Russian -> Japanese -> Hausa -> Afrikaans -> Polish -> Latin -> Korean -> English

3. Result

[67] 2/BZ LT.
roo)
[67]
willow leaves) BZ*
ninety!
Ifengomel.
+83-1, <> 24, lt 64;