This machine is a server. DO NOT POWER IT DOWN!!

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This machine is a server. DO NOT POWER IT DOWN!! is a esolang create by User:Yayimhere where there are 2 things: servers, and computers

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command description
a is a server. DO NOT POWER IT DOWN!! create a server a
a is a computer. the code is 1289 create computer a
computer a is a part of the server b. DO NOT DISCONNECT!!!!!! connect computer a to server b
a is connected to b's hotspot connects computer a to computer b
disconnect a from b disconnect a from b
connect a to the internet connect a to the internet connecting anything that its connected to, to the internet
a uses piracy software from frostwire lol give computer a a virus(this virus will be called: pirate bay version 2.a). this virus will infect anything its connected to. a server with a virus can't provide nor connect to internet
a has antivirus that acts on b, c... computer a will not spread the virus b, c ect. EVERYTHING!!!!! will do it for every virus
do n lines until a is true do the n lines below until condition a is true
do n lines if a is true do the n lines below if condition a is true
mildly reset computer delete all viruses and anti virus software from the
goto line n self explanatory
a is incognito even when connected viruses and internet and stuff won't spread to a
YOU TURNED THE COMPUTER OFF YOU BITCH!!!!111!1!!!1!! halt

the conditions:

  • number of infected n in a is the number of things that are infected is more than n connected to server a(or a computer)
  • number of connected n in a is the number of things that are connected to the internet is more than n connected to server a
  • a nor b do expression a nor expression b
  • NOT[a] not of expression a
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