Dianoia

Dianoia/dianoia (Greek: διάνοια) is a joke Schema (User:Miui thought of when they saw shelflife on here) in which programmers are robots and have to pass variously more difficult tests in order to perform operations. Cognition is the description of the memory-type, but cognition in the context of programming in Dianoia has no interpretation outside of Dianoia self-interpretation.

Commandlets

NowCase senstivie declaration. All programs begin with now command.
a A is not case-sensitive, but capital A will be treated as an error and will nullify any code written between "Now" and "A" and a will be replaced with an.
an An is case-sensitive. "An" is an error and will execute A.
Do you understand?This puts the read code into cognition. The length of time between put and the next set of code's delta-profile can be recursively extended to the put via doubling ?? at the end of the command.
Yes, Input command. This is an error if there is no code in cognition.
Dianoia Terminates a program without debug expressions. (These are all the datatypes that had no formal expression during execution, including typos and comments)
Noesis A value (0) which cant be divided by.

Extensions

The process of extended the scheme is what initializes Dianoia programs notwithstanding the schematic philosophical arguments that can be no-code weirdlang facets.

Now

Now can be extended to be case-isensitive iff there is a polynomial degree of question marks in the cognition state greater than 2.

a

A can be made case sensitive iff there is a polynomial degree of question marks in the cognition state greater than 2 if Dianoia is set to always be cognizant of ASCII. An has a similar contraint but will always negate the function of a case-sensitive A command.

Do you understand?

A question mark can only be printed via ASCII once if there is no code in cognition. Otherwise multiples of 2 are treated as one, and to write the first polynomial requres three question marks. (This is how to specify cognition to process Dianoia in ASCII.)

e.g.

Do you understand??

prints Now infinitely

Do you understand???

takes input in ASCII

Yes,

Can be extended to only accept "No" as well as Nope., Nope! and possibly Probably.

Dianoia

Can be extended to print the debug state during execution without halting. To do this would require knowing Dianoia language and being cognizant of it.

Noesis

Can be extended to convert the entire language into a schema for Nope..

Control Flow

Because of the weirdlang components (what will be called weirdlets) which are transcendental/undefined but unvariant we can specify the morphism of that object and call it a diagon.

Given a diagon L we can construct a language of discursive Pushdown-automata where the r in recursive goes to the d in diagon and the L goes to the d/D is discursive.

1. Diagon L "Recursive" is read into cognition:

"Recursive" We now ask the question, "What will happen when a machine takes the part of A in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace our original, "Can machines think? Now do you understand?

1. Diagon L "Recursive" outputs "Religion"

Yes, I understand "Be kind, resourceful, beautiful, friendly, have initiative, have a sense of humour, tell right from wrong, make mistakes, fall in love, enjoy strawberries and cream, make someone fall in love with it, learn from experience, use words properly, be the subject of its own thought, have as much diversity of behaviour as a man, do something really new." Now do you understand "Recursive"?

1. Weirdlets take a morphism "Reason"

"Now imagine you" be kind, resourceful, beautiful, friendly, have initiative, have a sense of humour, tell right from wrong, make mistakes, fall in love, enjoy strawberries and cream, make someone fall in love with it, learn from experience, use words properly, be the subject of its own thought, have as much diversity of behaviour as a man, do something really new. "Do you understand??"

1. Noesis (0)

Dianoia

Weirdlets

Then it can be trivial to self-interpret the definition of cognition in Dianoia via Spoon:

1. be kind, 1 Increment the memory cell under the pointer
   
2. resourceful, 000 Decrement the memory cell under the pointer
   
3. beautiful, 010 Move the pointer to the right
   
4. friendly, 011 Move the pointer to the left
   
5. have initiative, 0011 Jump back to the matching 00100
   
6. have a sense of humour, 00100 Jump past the matching 0011 if the cell under the pointer is noesis.
   
7. tell right from wrong, 001010 Output the character signified by the cell at the pointer
   
8. make mistakes, fall in love, 0010110 Input a character and store it at the cell in the pointer
   
9. enjoy strawberries and cream, 00101110 Output the entire memory array
10. make someone fall in love with it, 00101111 Immediately terminate program execution
11. learn from experience, use words properly, 1000000Convert cognitiveload to base64.
12. be the subject of its own thought, 369 Convert cognitive load to ternary digits.
13. have as much diversity of behaviour as a man, do something really new, 316 Terminator triple

Nopelets

As stated previously, the language can be discursively made into and output-only Nope. language
not a quiz, Nope, make someone fall in love with it.
not a comparison, Nope. Reads a ternary 1
not a shopping request, Nope. Reads a ternary 2
not a movie/TV request, Nope. Reads a ternary 3
not a practice test, Nope. Reads a ternary 4
not a reminder, Nope. Reads a ternary 5
not a calendar event, Nope. Reads a ternary 6
not a file search, Nope. Reads a ternary 7
not an email, Nope. Reads a ternary 8
not art generation. Nope. Reads a ternary 9

Nope. program example

not a movie/TV request, not a comparison, not a calendar event, Now

Nope!program example

not a quiz, beautiful, be kind, have a sense of humor, interpreted via 'diagon L' the only valid command is Noesis but is a trivial brainfuck substitution via not a movie/TV request, not a comparison, not a calendar event, Now not a quiz, beautiful, be kind, have a sense of humor, Dianoia

Hello world program example

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See also

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dianoia Object source (Divided line analogy)
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computing_Machinery_and_Intelligence Schema source (Imitation game)

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