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A啊彯攊Ṅ×ịß (1)

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A啊彯攊Ṅ×ịß (1)(IAST: "āḥpiāolī nib wʌn"; English: "Appley nib #1") is a stack-based esoteric programming language designed to be next-to impossible (completely unusable as User:Miui) to use and utilizes a telephone to execute.

client

The client constitutes a server at which a user interfaces with an operator. When an operator exists it is presumed that they have dialed 1 and are standing by at the tone.

  • The standard Dial 1 operation is to dial A啊彯攊Ṅ×ịß 1 time.
∃ 1 Operator iff A dial is 1.

Dial

  • The dial must maintain a lattice which will output the string "A啊彯攊Ṅ×ịß"
  • Output follows a sequence of 7 input signals which during standard operator service is unable to be dialed again until the operator terminates the session.
  • SCOT functions can only be performed over the given input format.
Input format
   A   
啊彯攊
Ṅ×ịß
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8

Numeric procedures

  • All numeric procedures reduce to a 7 number string and are prefixed by an existential operator 1.
Numeric procedures iff ∃ 1 Operator
User Domain (Area code) Signum
Operator 1(666) 0
End-user 1(657)/(714) +/-
Unidentified 1(657)/(714) Undefined
Owner-operator 1(555)314-1655
1(555)314-1656
1(555)314-1657		 ∞/NaN

Functions:

  • Dial A Functions(): Receive one signal, first-in-first-out stack-based procedure.
  • Dial B Function(): Receive two signals, first-in-last-out registry-based procedure.
  • Dial C Function(): Receives three signals at runtime IEEE 1788 compliant; nullifies untagged signals.

Program execution

  • User dials 1 then enters the domain number (area code) followed by a signature. Program halts if user dials self.
  • The operator is allowed to relay messages if the signature relays the call to the owner-operator.
  • Owner-operator is on standby to receive signals when a signed positive integer reads the IEEE 1788 [55,57]_com pointer over all inputs simultanaeously.
  • End user @(657) is able to send [#67]_meme with no exception (including IEEE 754 [67]_Nope.)
  • End user@(714) is able to send 1 of 2 (including "Hello, World!")
Examples
program input result exception
no-op 1(666)576-6667 dials self. #57
Nope. 1(657)714-6667 #67 #0
SCOT[1] 1(555)314-1655 "Hello, World!" None.

Undefined behavior: Undefined behavior is programs executed by users outside of the 1(666),(657) & (714) domains.

  • If there exists more than 1 operator the second evaluates to owner-operator.
  • Program behavior as a result of more than 2 operators on the line is considered to be a result of implementation errors.
  • Due to a triple-modular-redundancy guard if the owner-operator dials "911" this is considered an error.

See also

As a joke esoteric programming language the following esolangs contributed to and influenced this language's creator User:Miui:

References

  • SCOT "Strong Conditional Oblivious Transfer and Computing on Intervals"
  1. ↑ Ian F. Blake, Vladimir Kolesnikov, P.J. Lee (Ed.): ASIACRYPT 2004, LNCS 3329, pp. 515–529, 2004. https://doi.org/10.1007/978-3-540-30539-2_36
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