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Vegetable Juice
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Vegetable Juice is a esolang inspired by the song Popipo in the Mikucene Epoch made by User:A random guy that is practically what happens if you combine a Turing Tarpit with Python in a weird way.
Current Commands
| Command | Description |
|---|---|
| Po | Bumps up the value in memory. |
| Pi | Bumps down the value in memory. |
| (Variable name) flavored Vegetable Juice is on sale for 200 yen! | Makes a new variable with the designated name. |
| I have decided now that (Variable) must love this drink! | Saves what is in memory to the named variable. |
| Stares into (Variable)’s soul. | Sets the variable’s value to 0. |
| Shake (Variable) aggressively at (Minimum) to (Maximum) RPM! | Randomizes (shakes) the variable between the Minimum and Maximum inclusive. |
| Now drink it! (Variable)! | Prints the variable’s value in ASCII. |
| Aaaaaaaaaa! (Variable)! | Prints the variable’s value as a normal number. |
| Aggressively Advertise Vegetable Juice at (1st Line #)% off for (2nd Line #) Yen (Loop Number) times! | Does a for loop from the 1st Line # to the 2nd Line # a defined amount of times. |
| Aggressively Advertise Vegetable Juice at (1st Line #)% off for (2nd Line #) Yen under these conditions! (Conditional Statement) | Does a while loop from the 1st Line # to the 2nd Line # with a conditional statement. (Uses >, <, >=, <=, =, AND, OR, and NOT.) |
| I’ve decided, (Conditional Statement) | Start of a If Statement. |
| I’ve decided just now. (Conditional Statement) | Ends a If statement and starts a Elif statement. |
| I’ve decided just now. | Ends a If statement and starts an Else statement. |
| So drink it! | Ends a Else statement. |
| You like it, don’t you? “(Text)” | Acts just like Python’s input command, except it only accepts numbers. |
| The one that’s best for (Variable), is the green juice! | Inserts the current input of the user into the named variable |
| Come on! Come on! | Inserts the input into memory. |
| Dance! Dance! (Variable!) | Inserts the value of the Variable into Memory. |
| All sold out! | Ends the program. |
Current Programs
Hello World
“Character” flavored Vegetable Juice is on sale now for 200 yen! Aggressively Advertise Vegetable Juice at 4% off for 4 Yen 104 times! Po I have decided now that Character must love this drink! Now drink it! Character! Aggressively Advertise Vegetable Juice at 8% off for 8 Yen 3 times! Pi I have decided now that Character must love this drink! Now drink it! Character! Aggressively Advertise Vegetable Juice at 12% off for 12 Yen 7 times! Po I have decided now that Character must love this drink! Now drink it! Character! Now drink it! Character! Aggressively Advertise Vegetable Juice at 17% off for 17 Yen 3 times! Po I have decided now that Character must love this drink! Now drink it! Character! Aggressively Advertise Vegetable Juice at 21% off for 21 Yen 79 times! Pi I have decided now that Character must love this drink! Now drink it! Character! Aggressively Advertise Vegetable Juice at 25% off for 25 Yen 87 times! Po I have decided now that Character must love this drink! Now drink it! Character! Aggressively Advertise Vegetable Juice at 29% off for 29 Yen 8 times! Pi I have decided now that Character must love this drink! Now drink it! Character! Aggressively Advertise Vegetable Juice at 33% off for 33 Yen 3 times! Po I have decided now that Character must love this drink! Now drink it! Character! Aggressively Advertise Vegetable Juice at 37% off for 37 Yen 6 times! Pi I have decided now that Character must love this drink! Now drink it! Character! Aggressively Advertise Vegetable Juice at 41% off for 41 Yen 7 times! Pi I have decided now that Character must love this drink! Now drink it! Character! All sold out!
One Time Cat
You like it, don’t you? “Give Miku a Value between 0 and 255:” “Cat” flavored Vegetable Juice is on sale now for 200 yen! Come on! Come on! I have decided now that Cat must love this drink! You like it, don’t you? “Do 0 if you want number, 1 if you want ASCII.” “ASCII” flavored Vegetable Juice is on sale now for 200 yen! Come on! Come on! I have decided now that ASCII must love this drink! I’ve decided, ASCII=0 Aaaaaaaaaa! Cat! I’ve decided just now. Now drink it! Cat! So drink it! All sold out!
Cat Program
You like it, don’t you? “How long is your string?:” “Length” flavored Vegetable Juice is on sale now for 200 yen! Come on! Come on! I have decided now that Length must love this drink! Aggressively Advertise Vegetable Juice at 5% off for 17 Yen Length times! You like it, don’t you? “Give Miku a Value between 0 and 255:” “Cat” flavored Vegetable Juice is on sale now for 200 yen! Come on! Come on! I have decided now that Cat must love this drink! You like it, don’t you? “Do 0 if you want number, 1 if you want ASCII.” “ASCII” flavored Vegetable Juice is on sale now for 200 yen! Come on! Come on! I have decided now that ASCII must love this drink! I’ve decided, ASCII=0 Aaaaaaaaaa! Cat! I’ve decided just now. Now drink it! Cat! So drink it! All sold out!