User:Socratic Phoenix

Socratic_Phoenix is a self-proclaimed humble-genius, with interests in poetry, math, and computer science. He is a resident of the United States of America, and is currently attending high school. He has created golfing languages such as Clack and JAISBAL (neither of which have pages here; they're not really all that esoteric), and plans on creating a full-fledged, JVM-based language in the future. He also strongly dislike trigonometry and polar coordinates, while strongly in favor of geometric and arithmetic sequences, as well as sigma notation.

Warning: Socratic_Phoenix has a dark, twisted, and extremely sarcastic sense of humor. Do not be offended if he offends you.

Note: Socratic_Phoenix rather enjoyed writing this in the third person.