Hullo. Somehow, you have ended up here, which wasn't really that sensible. It suffices to say that I'm interested in programming, and I have a vague collection of half-baked amusements here. I also designed the COBOL programming language (no, not that one), which I am open for suggestions for improvement upon (read: please help me make it less shell-like!). I am also designing a language called Diplomatic!, for which programs take the form of international discussions (with such statements as "KOSOVO goes nuclear").