A useless programming language (unless you want to be put the world in danger).
FAIL - Obsolete NOT - Discouraged NEVER - Illegal IDK - Undefined BOOM! - Dangerous to executing unit KABOOM! - Dangerous to world NO. - Halts QWAOZAPWQFUOA - Impossible to understand WUT? - Platform dependant WHERE? - Doesn't exist DONTUSEME(n) - Deprecated, will be replaced with DONTUSEME(n + 1) in 24 hours (relative to this post (00:09, 12 April 2011, GMT + 1)) - Note: n starts as 0, then 1, and so on - Will open n empty unclosable windows HOW? - Impossible to execute ILLEGAL - Not enough rights GODEXISTS - Proves that the program is crazy WINDOWS - Makes the program suck and popular - OPTIONAL NOOP - Does nothing at all INCLUDE-xxx - Will add a command with the name xxx (not the name "xxx", but something with the same name as what is written there) that has the same effect as a random command TURINGVSALONZO - Generate a random valid no-input BF program, execute it and interpret the output as an UTM, execute it and interpret the output as a lambda calculus program, execute it and throw away the result
- Interpreters from Codegolf competition