Translated Shakespeare/UPARROW

1. Take the Shakespeare Hello World program:

The Infamous Hello World Program.

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.


                    Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.

                    Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.

[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]

Hamlet:
 You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
 You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
 hero and thyself! Speak your mind!

 You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
 old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
 day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
 sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!

 You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
 between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.

 Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                    Scene II: The praising of Juliet.

[Enter Juliet]

Hamlet:
 Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
 black cat! Speak thy mind!

[Exit Juliet]

                    Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.

[Enter Ophelia]

Hamlet:

 Thou art as beautiful as the difference between Romeo and the square
 of a huge green peaceful tree. Speak thy mind!

 Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
 bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!

 Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
 and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
 the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!

[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]


                    Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.

                    Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]

Romeo:
 Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
 difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
 mind!

Juliet:
 Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
 difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
 and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
 codpiece. Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                    Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.

[Enter Ophelia]

Juliet:
 Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
 furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!

Ophelia:
 Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
 difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
 your mind!

[Exeunt]

2. Translate:

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Result:

The infamous "Hello World" program.

Romeo, a young man with remarkable patience.
Juliette, the same young woman of wonderful grace.
Ophelia, a wonderful woman who is very involved with Hamlet.
Hamlet, Andersen's flatterer who insults A/S.


                    Act I: Insults and flattery from Hamlet.

                    Scene I: An insult from Romeo.

[Hamlet and Romeo come in]

village:
 A stupid liar without a father, a big stinking and stupid coward!
 You are just as stupid as the difference between beautiful, rich, brave
a hero and himself! Say what you think!

 You're as brave as the sum of your fat, shabby teddy bear that's dusty
old lazy broad and a beautiful warm, peaceful, sunny summer fair
.day. They are as healthy as the difference between the sum
 the sweetest and red rose, my father and you! Say what you think!

 You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a great, powerful and proud kingdom and a horse. Tell me what you think.

 Tell me what you think!

[Romeo Check Out]

                    Scene II: Julia's praise.

(Juliette comes in)

village:
 You're as sweet as Romeo Sum, his horse and his horse
black cat! Say what you think!

[Juliet's Exit]

                    Scene III: The Praise of Ophelia.

[Ophelia comes in]

village:

 You are as beautiful as the difference between a Romeo and a square
a huge green tree of peace. Say what you think!

 You are as charming as the product of a large rural village and my wonderful
embroidered wallet without a bottom. Say what you think!

 You are as loving as the bluest, brightest, sweetest heavenly product
 and the sum of squirrel and white horse. You're as pretty as
 the difference between you and Juliette. Say what you think!

[Ex-Ophelia and Hamlet]


                    Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.

                    Scene I: A conversation of Romeo and Juliet.

[Romeo and Juliet come in]

Romeo:
 Tell me what you think. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and
the difference is between my little smooth hamster and my nose. Say your own
mind!

Julieta:
 Say what you think! You're as bad as Hamlet! You're as small as he is
 the difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big fluffy dog, and the cube of your sad little one
Piece. Say what you think!

[Romeo Check Out]

                    Scene II: A conversation between Julia and Ophelia.

[Ophelia comes in]

Julieta:
 You are just as good as the relationship between Romeo and the sum of the little
a fluffy animal and leeches. Say what you think!

Ophelia:
 You are just as disgusting as the relationship between Romeo and Juliet
a bigger difference between a mistletoe and a purulent, infected bladder! Speech
 your mind!

[Exeunt]

Actually, this turned out pretty well