Translated Shakespeare/爰PSTF爰

1. Program

The Infamous Hello World Program.

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.


                    Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.

                    Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.

[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]

Hamlet:
 You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
 You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
 hero and thyself! Speak your mind!

 You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
 old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
 day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
 sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!

 You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
 between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.

 Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                    Scene II: The praising of Juliet.

[Enter Juliet]

Hamlet:
 Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
 black cat! Speak thy mind!

[Exit Juliet]

                    Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.

[Enter Ophelia]

Hamlet:

 Thou art as beautiful as the difference between Romeo and the square
 of a huge green peaceful tree. Speak thy mind!

 Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
 bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!

 Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
 and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
 the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!

[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]


                    Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.

                    Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]

Romeo:
 Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
 difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
 mind!

Juliet:
 Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
 difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
 and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
 codpiece. Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                    Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.

[Enter Ophelia]

Juliet:
 Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
 furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!

Ophelia:
 Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
 difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
 your mind!

[Exeunt]

2. Translation

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3. 完犊子喽！

Hola Mundo program.

Romeo is a very patient young man.
A beautiful woman named Julieta.
A young woman with
Hans · Christian · Andersen A/C insults Hamlet

Act 1: Insulting Hamlet and his journey.

Illusion One: Romeo's Insult.

(by Hamlet and Romeo)

Village:
 You're brave, you're stupid, you don't have a dad, you're brave!
 You are as stupid as the difference between a good person, a rich man, a bold man, and a man.
 You're adults! Say what you think!

You are also calm, like fear, insults, and dust.
 Ancient laws, broken beauty, beauty, warmth, peace and summer sunshine
 Day. work together
 Your dad and your dad's. Say what you think!

You are blind, ÷ blind ÷
 Between the strong and the strong, speak your mind.

Say what you think!

[2000]

Lesson 2: Juliet's Glory.

(Juliet is coming.)

Village:
 You taste like Romeo and his horse and his horse.
 Black ice! Say what you think!

(Excerpt from Juliet)

Revelation III. Praise from Ofel.

[2018]

Village:

You're as good as the difference between Romeo and the level
 Take a piece of cold wood. Say what you think!

You're as good as the edge of the city, and I'm beautiful.
 A tin bag. Say what you think!

You love it, like the bluest, brightest, sweetest snow
 and mixed white horse seeds. How good are you?
 The difference between you and Juliet. Say what you think!

[Hamlet, Hamlet]

Chapter 2: Behind the Hamlet.

Episode 1: Talking to Romeo and Juliet.

[2018]

Romeo:
 Say what you think. Of course.
 The difference between your child and ours
 Know!

Juliet:
 Say what you think! You're as bad as Hamlet! It's like your eyes.
 My difference
 There's also a chow-in-the-back and a disgusting little cone.
 Horse. Say what you think!

[2000]

Part 2: Juliet speaks.

[2018]

Juliet:
 You have a great relationship with Romeo.
 Animals and animals. Say what you think!

He also said:
 Romeo is not easy to hold
 And the distinction between parasitism and the brain is removed! Unit
 What you think!

[Al]