TF2LANG

TF2LANG is a language created by cocosbeans and cakedon in 2023 as an inside joke. TF2LANG is a language which replaces keywords with quotes from the Team Fortress 2 movies and can compile to actual languages simply by substitution. Quotes used in TF2LANG were cherry-picked to make some sense given context. This page is a WIP.

Quote	JavaScript Equivalent	Source	Author
GIMME THAT	require() (NodeJS)	Meet the Spy	cakedon
HAVE A PLAN TO KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET	,	Meet the Sniper	cocosbeans
IT COSTS $400,000 TO FIRE THIS WEAPON FOR TWELVE SECONDS	delete	Meet the Heavy	cocosbeans
I TELEPORTED BREAD	while	Expiration Date	cakedon
MINUS WE'RE NOT BREAD	-	Expiration Date	cocosbeans
OKAY BYE BYE THEN	]	Expiration Date	cocosbeans
PUT DISPENSER HERE	log()	Voice Line, Heavy	cocosbeans
SCOUT IT'S PAULING	[	Expiration Date	cocosbeans
SIX	--	Expiration Date	cocosbeans
STAND BACK SON	static (C#)	Meet the Spy	cakedon
SYNCHRONIZE YOUR DEATH WATCHES	let	Expiration Date	cocosbeans
THAT AIN'T RIGHT	finally	Voice Line, Engineer	cocosbeans
THE ADMINISTRATOR	console (or Console in C#)	-	cakedon
THE SPY HAS ALREADY BREACHED OUR DEFENSES	void (C#)	Meet the Spy	cakedon
USE A GUN	try	Meet the Engineer	cocosbeans
USE MORE GUN	catch	Meet the Engineer	cocosbeans
WE'RE NOT DYING WE'RE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER	const	Expiration Date	cakedon
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT	=	Expiration Date	cocosbeans
YO WHATS UP	(Beginning of code)	Meet the Scout	cocosbeans
YOU KNOW, CLASSY ONES	class	Expiration Date	cocosbeans
YOU LEFT SEVEN WITNESSES, GUYS	++	Expiration Date	cocosbeans