Steve's Lava Chicken Language

Steve's Lava Chicken Language is a esolang created in 2025, by Mihai Popa. It's based on the Steve's Lava Chicken song that plays in the Minecraft Movie and various other things.

Commands

Command List

Command	Meaning
La-la-la-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken	Starts the program
Now you're puttin' the value [x] in variable [y]	Sets the following variable to the following value
Ooh, mamacita "Text"	Prints the text to the console
Ooh, super spicy [var]	Prints the value of the following variable to the console
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack	Ends the program
Now you're ringin' the bell for [x] times	For loop
Now you're stoppin' ringin' the bell	End for loop
It's tasty as hell	Picks a random English word
I... am Steve	Waits for 5 seconds
Steve's Lava Chicken [comment]	Single-line comment
Chicken Jockey	Multi-line comment
End of Chicken Jockey	End multi-line comment
Ooh, mamacita, chicken jockey	Starts a part of the text to be printed
Ooh, mamacita, end of chicken jockey	Prints that part
Crispy and juicy, variable [x], now you're havin' a snack, value [y]	If-equal statement
Crispy and juicy, variable [x], now you're not havin' a snack, value [y]	If-not equal statement
Yeah	Prints "Yeah!"
Happy Ghast	Spawns a rideable Happy Ghast in your world
Doom!	Plays Doom

Examples

Hello, world!

La-la-la-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken

Ooh, mamacita "Hello, world!"

Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack

Rickroll

La-la-la-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken

Ooh, mamacita "We're no strangers to love"
Ooh, mamacita "You know the rules and so do I (do I)"
Ooh, mamacita "A full commitment's what I'm thinking of"
Ooh, mamacita "You wouldn't get this from any other guy"

Ooh, mamacita "I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling"
Ooh, mamacita "Gotta make you understand"

Ooh, mamacita "Never gonna give you up"
Ooh, mamacita "Never gonna let you down"
Ooh, mamacita "Never gonna run around and desert you"
Ooh, mamacita "Never gonna make you cry"
Ooh, mamacita "Never gonna say goodbye"
Ooh, mamacita "Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

Ooh, mamacita "We've known each other for so long"
Ooh, mamacita "Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)"
Ooh, mamacita "Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)"
Ooh, mamacita "We know the game and we're gonna play it"

Ooh, mamacita "And if you ask me how I'm feeling"
Ooh, mamacita "Don't tell me you're too blind to see"

Now you're ringin' the bell for 2 times

Ooh, mamacita, chicken jockey

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Ooh, mamacita, end of chicken jockey

Now you're stoppin' ringin' the bell

Ooh, mamacita "We've known each other for so long"
Ooh, mamacita "Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)"
Ooh, mamacita "Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)"
Ooh, mamacita "We know the game and we're gonna play it"

Ooh, mamacita "I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling"
Ooh, mamacita "Gotta make you understand"

Now you're ringin' the bell for 3 times

Ooh, mamacita, chicken jockey

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Ooh, mamacita, end of chicken jockey

Now you're stoppin' ringin' the bell

Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack