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Steve's Lava Chicken Language
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Steve's Lava Chicken Language is a esolang created in 2025, by Mihai Popa. It's based on the Steve's Lava Chicken song that plays in the Minecraft Movie and various other things.
Commands
| Command | Meaning |
|---|---|
| La-la-la-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken | Starts the program |
| Now you're puttin' the value [x] in variable [y] | Sets the following variable to the following value |
| Ooh, mamacita "Text" | Prints the text to the console |
| Ooh, super spicy [var] | Prints the value of the following variable to the console |
| Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack | Ends the program |
| Now you're ringin' the bell for [x] times | For loop |
| Now you're stoppin' ringin' the bell | End for loop |
| It's tasty as hell | Picks a random English word |
| I... am Steve | Waits for 5 seconds |
| Steve's Lava Chicken [comment] | Single-line comment |
| Chicken Jockey | Multi-line comment |
| End of Chicken Jockey | End multi-line comment |
| Ooh, mamacita, chicken jockey | Starts a part of the text to be printed |
| Ooh, mamacita, end of chicken jockey | Prints that part |
| Crispy and juicy, variable [x], now you're havin' a snack, value [y] | If-equal statement |
| Crispy and juicy, variable [x], now you're not havin' a snack, value [y] | If-not equal statement |
| Yeah | Prints "Yeah!" |
| Happy Ghast | Spawns a rideable Happy Ghast in your world |
| Doom! | Plays Doom |
Examples
Hello, world!
La-la-la-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken Ooh, mamacita "Hello, world!" Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack