Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Designed by	User:Sawyer.go0923
Appeared in
Computational class	Joke
Reference implementation	Unimplemented

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz is a completely useless joke esoteric programming language inspired by the ABC song

Core idea

This language is 99.99% useless and very stupid. Use a calculator instead of this...

Commands

Command	Effect
.	Output a musical note (🎵)
abc	prints the 5 characters after it
!	if a number is after the '!', then it will multiply the number by 26, else it will print the number "26"
?	if a number is after the '?', then it will add 26 to the number, else it will print the number "26"
,	prints the 5 characters before it, else if there are less than 5 characters, it will print ",,,,,"

All other characters are ignored.

Memory model

• None, there is no memory, pointer, or storage.

Example program

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.now.i.know.my.abcs.next.time.wont.you.sing.with.me!

This example has s.nex after abc and 12 periods and a ! at the end of the program with no number after it, so the output is:

🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵s.nex🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵26

Hello, world!

abcHelloabc worlabcd

Notes

• This language is purely garbage.
• Do not ever use this esoteric programming language. (please🥀🥀)
• This language is 99.99% useless.

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