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16:57, 20 August 2020: Joaomilho (talk | contribs) triggered filter 9, performing the action "edit" on Enterprise™. Actions taken: Warn; Filter description: require new users to introduce themselves (examine)

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Enterprise™ defines itself as a "non-deterministic-unnecessarily-statically-typed™ Turing-complete-ish™, [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise/issues/41 Quantum-out-of-the-box™] programming language" with the goal to "designed to create computer programs that disrupt markets".
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It was created in 2019 inspired by [https://esolangs.org/wiki/Rockstar Rockstar].
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It's main features parody Java in verbosity and in actual usage, as in its rule that all actual code should go on the `main` method. Other methods and variables can be created, but they have to start with `unnecessary` as they are not really used.
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The language also parodies the enterprise environment, for instance, by having many different types of comments – its "most important bit" – like the "deadline" and "and" comments, having no numeric type except Money, because "in Enterprise™ numbers are generally used to represent Money, having shortcuts for big numbers like 1B (the unicorn) and 1T (the Apple) and having [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise/issues all its issues] marked as "top prio".
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== Fizzbuzz ==
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/©
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This code is property of Enterprise™.
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©/
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import disruptive library com.disruptive.IO.write.delegator.dlIOWriteDelegator;;;
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/NDA
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This document is regulated by NDA 758-1.
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NDA/
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final disruptive class fdcFizzBuzzDelegator {
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final immutable void main () {
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var Money x = 0;;;
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var String out = "";;;
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while (x < 1k) {
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if(x % 5 == 0 && x % 3 == 0) {
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write("Fizz Buzz");;;
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} else {
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if(x % 3 == 0) {
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write("Fizz");;;
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} else {
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if(x % 5 == 0) {
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write("Buzz");;;
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} else {
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write(x);;;
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}
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}
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}
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mutate x++;;;
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}
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}
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final unnecessary Money appleValuation () {
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/?
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This code is so useful.
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?/
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unnecessary var Money applVltn = 2T;;;
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return applVltn;
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}
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}
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== References ==
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* [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise Github]
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* [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise-Web3.0 Enterprise™ Web3.0™, a JS transpiler]
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* [https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/9aopf3/the_enterprise_programming_language/ Reddit]
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* [https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21600834&fbclid=IwAR2pXRdMLCMHqQxwZxFkleN3ecqKzsdcC80u_fYqIgFrUUQN7YFvIENN32M HackerNews]
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[[Category:Joke languages]]
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[[Category:2019]]
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[[Category:Thematic]]
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[[Category:Implemented]]
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[[Category:Turing complete]]

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Enterprise™ defines itself as a "non-deterministic-unnecessarily-statically-typed™ Turing-complete-ish™, [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise/issues/41 Quantum-out-of-the-box™] programming language" with the goal to "designed to create computer programs that disrupt markets". It was created in 2019 inspired by [https://esolangs.org/wiki/Rockstar Rockstar]. It's main features parody Java in verbosity and in actual usage, as in its rule that all actual code should go on the `main` method. Other methods and variables can be created, but they have to start with `unnecessary` as they are not really used. The language also parodies the enterprise environment, for instance, by having many different types of comments – its "most important bit" – like the "deadline" and "and" comments, having no numeric type except Money, because "in Enterprise™ numbers are generally used to represent Money, having shortcuts for big numbers like 1B (the unicorn) and 1T (the Apple) and having [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise/issues all its issues] marked as "top prio". == Fizzbuzz == /© This code is property of Enterprise™. ©/ import disruptive library com.disruptive.IO.write.delegator.dlIOWriteDelegator;;; /NDA This document is regulated by NDA 758-1. NDA/ final disruptive class fdcFizzBuzzDelegator { final immutable void main () { var Money x = 0;;; var String out = "";;; while (x < 1k) { if(x % 5 == 0 && x % 3 == 0) { write("Fizz Buzz");;; } else { if(x % 3 == 0) { write("Fizz");;; } else { if(x % 5 == 0) { write("Buzz");;; } else { write(x);;; } } } mutate x++;;; } } final unnecessary Money appleValuation () { /? This code is so useful. ?/ unnecessary var Money applVltn = 2T;;; return applVltn; } } == References == * [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise Github] * [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise-Web3.0 Enterprise™ Web3.0™, a JS transpiler] * [https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/9aopf3/the_enterprise_programming_language/ Reddit] * [https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21600834&fbclid=IwAR2pXRdMLCMHqQxwZxFkleN3ecqKzsdcC80u_fYqIgFrUUQN7YFvIENN32M HackerNews] [[Category:Joke languages]] [[Category:2019]] [[Category:Thematic]] [[Category:Implemented]] [[Category:Turing complete]]
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@@ -1,0 +1,67 @@ +Enterprise™ defines itself as a "non-deterministic-unnecessarily-statically-typed™ Turing-complete-ish™, [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise/issues/41 Quantum-out-of-the-box™] programming language" with the goal to "designed to create computer programs that disrupt markets". + +It was created in 2019 inspired by [https://esolangs.org/wiki/Rockstar Rockstar]. + +It's main features parody Java in verbosity and in actual usage, as in its rule that all actual code should go on the `main` method. Other methods and variables can be created, but they have to start with `unnecessary` as they are not really used. + +The language also parodies the enterprise environment, for instance, by having many different types of comments – its "most important bit" – like the "deadline" and "and" comments, having no numeric type except Money, because "in Enterprise™ numbers are generally used to represent Money, having shortcuts for big numbers like 1B (the unicorn) and 1T (the Apple) and having [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise/issues all its issues] marked as "top prio". + +== Fizzbuzz == + + /© + This code is property of Enterprise™. + ©/ + + import disruptive library com.disruptive.IO.write.delegator.dlIOWriteDelegator;;; + + /NDA + This document is regulated by NDA 758-1. + NDA/ + + final disruptive class fdcFizzBuzzDelegator { + final immutable void main () { + var Money x = 0;;; + var String out = "";;; + + while (x < 1k) { + if(x % 5 == 0 && x % 3 == 0) { + write("Fizz Buzz");;; + } else { + if(x % 3 == 0) { + write("Fizz");;; + } else { + if(x % 5 == 0) { + write("Buzz");;; + } else { + write(x);;; + } + } + } + + mutate x++;;; + } + } + + final unnecessary Money appleValuation () { + /? + This code is so useful. + ?/ + + unnecessary var Money applVltn = 2T;;; + + return applVltn; + } + } + +== References == + +* [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise Github] +* [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise-Web3.0 Enterprise™ Web3.0™, a JS transpiler] +* [https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/9aopf3/the_enterprise_programming_language/ Reddit] +* [https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21600834&fbclid=IwAR2pXRdMLCMHqQxwZxFkleN3ecqKzsdcC80u_fYqIgFrUUQN7YFvIENN32M HackerNews] + +[[Category:Joke languages]] +[[Category:2019]] +[[Category:Thematic]] +[[Category:Implemented]] +[[Category:Turing complete]]
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Enterprise™ defines itself as a "non-deterministic-unnecessarily-statically-typed™ Turing-complete-ish™, [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise/issues/41 Quantum-out-of-the-box™] programming language" with the goal to "designed to create computer programs that disrupt markets". It was created in 2019 inspired by [https://esolangs.org/wiki/Rockstar Rockstar]. It's main features parody Java in verbosity and in actual usage, as in its rule that all actual code should go on the `main` method. Other methods and variables can be created, but they have to start with `unnecessary` as they are not really used. The language also parodies the enterprise environment, for instance, by having many different types of comments – its "most important bit" – like the "deadline" and "and" comments, having no numeric type except Money, because "in Enterprise™ numbers are generally used to represent Money, having shortcuts for big numbers like 1B (the unicorn) and 1T (the Apple) and having [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise/issues all its issues] marked as "top prio". == Fizzbuzz == /© This code is property of Enterprise™. ©/ import disruptive library com.disruptive.IO.write.delegator.dlIOWriteDelegator;;; /NDA This document is regulated by NDA 758-1. NDA/ final disruptive class fdcFizzBuzzDelegator { final immutable void main () { var Money x = 0;;; var String out = "";;; while (x < 1k) { if(x % 5 == 0 && x % 3 == 0) { write("Fizz Buzz");;; } else { if(x % 3 == 0) { write("Fizz");;; } else { if(x % 5 == 0) { write("Buzz");;; } else { write(x);;; } } } mutate x++;;; } } final unnecessary Money appleValuation () { /? This code is so useful. ?/ unnecessary var Money applVltn = 2T;;; return applVltn; } } == References == * [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise Github] * [https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise-Web3.0 Enterprise™ Web3.0™, a JS transpiler] * [https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/9aopf3/the_enterprise_programming_language/ Reddit] * [https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21600834&fbclid=IwAR2pXRdMLCMHqQxwZxFkleN3ecqKzsdcC80u_fYqIgFrUUQN7YFvIENN32M HackerNews] [[Category:Joke languages]] [[Category:2019]] [[Category:Thematic]] [[Category:Implemented]] [[Category:Turing complete]]
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