Soundcheck
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Soundcheck is an esolang I did while running on nostalgic silliness and a prayer. Oh, you're asking why? Well, you have not seen Odd Squad, you chump. The commands are mostly all lyrics from the song "Dance Like Nobody's Watching" in the episode of the same name.
| Instruction | Meaning |
|---|---|
| ELECTRONIC BEATS PLAY | Start the program. |
| Up, down, left, right | Increment the current memory cell. |
| I'm gonna move my feet tonight | Decrement the current memory cell. |
| I'm gonna show my funky side | Either set the memory cell to 0 or double it, with a 50/50 chance. |
| In, out, jump, twist | Ask for input. |
| Pumping the beat, I can't resist | Output the current memory cell. |
| So I'm gonna get right down to this | Output the memory cell in ASCII. |
| Like nobody's watching | Make a new memory cell. |
| Dance to nth | Go to the nth memory cell. |
| (music) | Output all memory. |
| (music music) | Output all memory in ASCII. |
| YALP STAEB CINORTCELE | Terminate program. |
A newline executes
sudo rm -rf
on your computer, deleting your entire OS in 2 seconds.
Computational class
Not even close to Turing-complete.
Example programs
Hello world program (if it wants to)
ELECTRONIC BEATS PLAY Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right I'm gonna show my funky side ' 50% chance I'm gonna show my funky side ' 25% chance Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right I'm gonna show my funky side ' 12.5% chance I'm gonna show my funky side ' 6.25% chance Like nobody's watching Dance to 2nd Up, down, left, right I'm gonna show my funky side ' 3.125% chance I'm gonna show my funky side ' 1.5625% chance I'm gonna show my funky side ' 0.78125% chance Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right I'm gonna show my funky side ' 0.390625% chance I'm gonna show my funky side ' 0.1953125% chance Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right Up, down, left, right I'm gonna show my funky side ' 0.09765625% chance Up, down, left, right Like nobody's watching Dance to 3rd ... ' I am NOT writing this whole program So I'm gonna get right down to this
Delete all yo files
(literally any code) (literally any code)