Painfuck

Painfuck is an brainfuck derivative that has the mix of painful syntax and painful way to write. It gets hella obvious when shown below:

Commands

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Commands
Text	Function
p	Add two to the selected value on tape
s	Subtract one from the selected value on tape
r	Go right two times on tape
l	Go left on tape
i	Get input and store as a number
j	Get input and store as an ASCII value
o	Output as number
u	Output as character
a	Go to the matching b if value on tape is zero
b	Go back to the matching a if value on tape is not zero
k	Square selected value on tape
z	Zero selected value on tape
h	Half the selected value on tape
w	Clone the value to the right of selected
q	Clone the value to the left of selected
c	Do the next command 7 times
y	Do the next command only half the time
e	End program when reached
v	Do next command if value on tape is zero
d	Go back to the start of tape
t	Do the last command 3 times

Then. After a command is executed, encrypt the ENTIRE rest of the code with this encryption scheme:

BEFORE: pysrlijouavbtkzhwqdec
AFTER : euopdhzbclkqsjwariyvt

This makes:

pso

Become:

ptt

And in order to run pso, you have to use that.

Or as another example,

ptptsso

Has to run like this:

pcwyydd

Looks nothing like the original, almost.

Remember, this chart will be used throughout:

BEFORE: pysrlijouavbtkzhwqdec
AFTER : euopdhzbclkqsjwariyvt

Without decryption:

jaujb

With encryption (required to run):

jhdec

pticjdy

NOTE: The program doesn't include newlines!!!!

crwydvoeprqddkveuwbldtveprsyjulephwzjtvsprwahkaeouztjkuypriihi
bbcrtyjklaswwzjlleprqjldteprwzyyuyhrazoqoosyyuyhoppiozjtveprwi