PLEASE

$

Explanation

There is only 1 command, assign. A place only has numbers. If anything is assigned to cell number 0, print the ASCII value out. Like:

2313132

A number has "+" before it. Like:

+1321

Instructions

commands	if the thing being assigned is a place	if the thing being assigned is a value
ASSIGN	assign place with value(dec)/place value.	See next table

if the place value assigned recently equals to the first decimal number	Else
jump backward the number of the second decimal number commands	continue running

Each statement is preceded by an optional line label (a number in brackets), followed by DO, or PLEASE. The politesse of a program's statement identifiers is checked to make sure it stays within certain limits (1/3 to 1/5 of the statements must be polite).

Turing-Completeness

Turing-Completeness is unknown. Below is an incomplete translation from Brainfuck.

+

PLEASE 1 ASSIGN 0
DO 1 ASSIGN +1

-

DO 1 ASSIGN +1
PLEASE 1 ASSIGN +0

<

PLEASE 2 ASSIGN +0
DO 1 ASSIGN +0

>

DO 1 ASSIGN +0
PLEASE 2 ASSIGN +0