Oops! all functions

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Oops! All functions is a dumb esolang/challenge that User: Froginstarch thought about when he was incredibly bored

The premise of this esolang is that you can only use functions (user defined) for every thing, not tradional control flow is allowed if you are using a language that allows for it

Syntax

The syntax for function definitions is

  function name -> (args) {function body}