Obj

The title of this article is not correct because of technical limitations. The correct title is actually :obj.

Named after a typo posted in a Discord discussion, :obj is a joke language where there is only one Object.
Prior to the conversation, this idea was thought up by Threesodas in 2021 and was named j-object-ke.

import Object
from Object import Object

Object Object = Object.Object;

Object:end();

There is no way that :obj could be programmed in because a compiler may get confused during compilation.

Example Programs

What's your favorite number?

from Object import *
Object.Object("What's your favorite number?");
Object object = Object.Object();