No.js

No.js is a joke esolang invented by User:None1, it is like JavaScript, except that console.log prints out No. instead.

Examples

Hello, World!

console.log is unusable, yet you can still use console.warn:

console.warn("Hello, World!")

If you are using browser JS, you can even use alert:

alert("Hello, World!")

No. interpreter

console.log("any text can go here")

Interpreter in JavaScript

k=console.log
console.log=function(){k("No.")}
eval("<program>") // program goes here

Computational class

Turing complete, because JavaScript doesn't need I/O to be TC.